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So You're Mad About Something on the Internet

Professor Internet (along with loldwell.com and systemcomic.com) Presents: So you're MAD about something on the Internet.. WHAT!? THIS IS A) WRONG B) DUMB C) SUPER-WRONG D) NOT WHAT I THINK *(AND THEREFORE DUMB, WRONG, AND SUPER-WRONG) Do you have anything better to do? LEVEL 1: THE HIGH ROAD Dick Rating: NONE YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT SANDWICH / DOG / BABY I HAVE. IN FACT, Professor Internet Says: NO! Just Walk Away! Anything you do now is a better use of your time. Did you thoroughly read and assess the situation? LEVEL 2: MIDDLE GROUND Dick Rating: NOT REALLY. OF COURSE! Professor Internet Says: Are you going to comment anyway? Then why are you still here? Bravo! You made it out relatively unscathed! Now eat a sandwich and chill the fuck out. I'VE JUST GOT ONE POINT I NEED TO MAKE, THEN YES I'M BETTER THAN READING! I'M WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. LEVEL 3: THE LOW ROAD Dick Rating: AA Are you trying to make things worse? $33 Professor Internet Says: YES Fair enough. If leaving a comment for the sake of commenting is how you get your clicks, so be it. You need help! NOPE! I JUST LIKE ARGUING. YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP PLEASE. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. *SOME COMMENTERS JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. LEVEL 4: SLURRING SLUMS Dick Rating: How does that even make sense?!? Professor Internet Says: YOUR GAY FACE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GAY SENSE Nothing has changed. Welcome to the purrgatory of the Internet. You know what? I give up, have fun. YES! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET! WINNING GROIN THRUST! YOU! YOU'RE WORSE THAN (INSERT 1-10 HITLERS) ! LEVEL 5: INSULT INFERNO Dick Rating: 8 (Dickfinity) GAAAAHLKFDSAA!!! Abandon hope, all ye who comment here. CONGRATULATIONS You're a huge dick! Remember, if you're arguing on the Internet, you've already lost. The next time something online's got your ire up, keep a cool head and just chill the fuck out and eat a sandwich. For Excellenee in Diekery Por Excellence in Dickery By H. Caldwell Tanner (Loldwell.com / @Caldy) and Rosscott Nover (SystemComic.com / @Rosscott) Professor Internet (along with loldwell.com and systemcomic.com) Presents: So you're MAD about something on the Internet.. WHAT!? THIS IS A) WRONG B) DUMB C) SUPER-WRONG D) NOT WHAT I THINK *(AND THEREFORE DUMB, WRONG, AND SUPER-WRONG) Do you have anything better to do? LEVEL 1: THE HIGH ROAD Dick Rating: NONE YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT SANDWICH / DOG / BABY I HAVE. IN FACT, Professor Internet Says: NO! Just Walk Away! Anything you do now is a better use of your time. Did you thoroughly read and assess the situation? LEVEL 2: MIDDLE GROUND Dick Rating: NOT REALLY. OF COURSE! Professor Internet Says: Are you going to comment anyway? Then why are you still here? Bravo! You made it out relatively unscathed! Now eat a sandwich and chill the fuck out. YES I'M BETTER THAN READING! I'VE JUST GOT ONE POINT I NEED TO MAKE, THEN I'M WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. LEVEL 3: THE LOW ROAD Dick Rating: A Are you trying to make things worse? $33 Professor Internet Says: YES Fair enough. If leaving a comment for the sake of commenting is how you get your clicks, so be it. You need help! NOPE! I JUST LIKE ARGUING. YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP PLEASE. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. *SOME COMMENTERS JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. LEVEL 4: SLURRING SLUMS Dick Rating: A How does that even make sense?!? Professor Internet Says: YOUR GAY FACE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GAY SENSE Nothing has changed. Welcome to the purrgatory of the Internet. You know what? I give up, have fun. YES! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE ΙNTERNEΤ WINNING GROIN THRUST! YOU! YOU'RE WORSE THAN (INSERT 1-10 HITLERS) LEVEL 5: INSULT INFERNO Dick Rating: 8 (Dickfinity) GAAAAHLKFDSAA!!! Abandon hope, all ye who comment here. CONGRATULATIONS O Youre a huge dick! Remember, if you're arguing on the Internet, you've already lost. The next time something online's got your ire up, keep a cool head and just chill the fuck out and eat a sandwich. For Excellenee in Diekery Por Excellence in Dickery By H. Caldwell Tanner (Loldwell.com / @Caldy) and Rosscott Nover (SystemComic.com / @Rosscott) Professor Internet (along with loldwell.com and systemcomic.com) Presents: So you're MAD about something on the Internet.. WHAT!? THIS IS A) WRONG B) DUMB C) SUPER-WRONG D) NOT WHAT I THINK *(AND THEREFORE DUMB, WRONG, AND SUPER-WRONG) Do you have anything better to do? LEVEL 1: THE HIGH ROAD Dick Rating: NONE YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT SANDWICH / DOG / BABY I HAVE. IN FACT, Professor Internet Says: NO! Just Walk Away! Anything you do now is a better use of your time. Did you thoroughly read and assess the situation? LEVEL 2: MIDDLE GROUND Dick Rating: NOT REALLY. OF COURSE! Professor Internet Says: Are you going to comment anyway? Then why are you still here? Bravo! You made it out relatively unscathed! Now eat a sandwich and chill the fuck out. YES I'M BETTER THAN READING! I'VE JUST GOT ONE POINT I NEED TO MAKE, THEN I'M WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. LEVEL 3: THE LOW ROAD Dick Rating: A Are you trying to make things worse? $33 Professor Internet Says: YES Fair enough. If leaving a comment for the sake of commenting is how you get your clicks, so be it. You need help! NOPE! I JUST LIKE ARGUING. YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP PLEASE. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. *SOME COMMENTERS JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. LEVEL 4: SLURRING SLUMS Dick Rating: A How does that even make sense?!? Professor Internet Says: YOUR GAY FACE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GAY SENSE Nothing has changed. Welcome to the purrgatory of the Internet. You know what? I give up, have fun. YES! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE ΙNTERNEΤ WINNING GROIN THRUST! YOU! YOU'RE WORSE THAN (INSERT 1-10 HITLERS) LEVEL 5: INSULT INFERNO Dick Rating: 8 (Dickfinity) GAAAAHLKFDSAA!!! Abandon hope, all ye who comment here. CONGRATULATIONS O Youre a huge dick! Remember, if you're arguing on the Internet, you've already lost. The next time something online's got your ire up, keep a cool head and just chill the fuck out and eat a sandwich. For Excellenee in Diekery Por Excellence in Dickery By H. Caldwell Tanner (Loldwell.com / @Caldy) and Rosscott Nover (SystemComic.com / @Rosscott) Professor Internet (along with loldwell.com and systemcomic.com) Presents: So you're MAD about something on the Internet.. WHAT!? THIS IS A) WRONG B) DUMB C) SUPER-WRONG D) NOT WHAT I THINK *(AND THEREFORE DUMB, WRONG, AND SUPER-WRONG) Do you have anything better to do? LEVEL 1: THE HIGH ROAD Dick Rating: NONE YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT SANDWICH / DOG / BABY I HAVE. IN FACT, Professor Internet Says: NO! Just Walk Away! Anything you do now is a better use of your time. Did you thoroughly read and assess the situation? LEVEL 2: MIDDLE GROUND Dick Rating: NOT REALLY. OF COURSE! Professor Internet Says: Are you going to comment anyway? Then why are you still here? Bravo! You made it out relatively unscathed! Now eat a sandwich and chill the fuck out. YES I'M BETTER THAN READING! I'VE JUST GOT ONE POINT I NEED TO MAKE, THEN I'M WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. LEVEL 3: THE LOW ROAD Dick Rating: A Are you trying to make things worse? $33 Professor Internet Says: YES Fair enough. If leaving a comment for the sake of commenting is how you get your clicks, so be it. You need help! NOPE! I JUST LIKE ARGUING. YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP PLEASE. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. *SOME COMMENTERS JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. LEVEL 4: SLURRING SLUMS Dick Rating: A How does that even make sense?!? Professor Internet Says: YOUR GAY FACE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GAY SENSE Nothing has changed. Welcome to the purrgatory of the Internet. You know what? I give up, have fun. YES! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE ΙNTERNEΤ WINNING GROIN THRUST! YOU! YOU'RE WORSE THAN (INSERT 1-10 HITLERS) LEVEL 5: INSULT INFERNO Dick Rating: 8 (Dickfinity) GAAAAHLKFDSAA!!! Abandon hope, all ye who comment here. CONGRATULATIONS O Youre a huge dick! Remember, if you're arguing on the Internet, you've already lost. The next time something online's got your ire up, keep a cool head and just chill the fuck out and eat a sandwich. For Excellenee in Diekery Por Excellence in Dickery By H. Caldwell Tanner (Loldwell.com / @Caldy) and Rosscott Nover (SystemComic.com / @Rosscott) Professor Internet (along with loldwell.com and systemcomic.com) Presents: So you're MAD about something on the Internet.. WHAT!? THIS IS A) WRONG B) DUMB C) SUPER-WRONG D) NOT WHAT I THINK *(AND THEREFORE DUMB, WRONG, AND SUPER-WRONG) Do you have anything better to do? LEVEL 1: THE HIGH ROAD Dick Rating: NONE YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT SANDWICH / DOG / BABY I HAVE. IN FACT, Professor Internet Says: NO! Just Walk Away! Anything you do now is a better use of your time. Did you thoroughly read and assess the situation? LEVEL 2: MIDDLE GROUND Dick Rating: NOT REALLY. OF COURSE! Professor Internet Says: Are you going to comment anyway? Then why are you still here? Bravo! You made it out relatively unscathed! Now eat a sandwich and chill the fuck out. YES I'M BETTER THAN READING! I'VE JUST GOT ONE POINT I NEED TO MAKE, THEN I'M WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. LEVEL 3: THE LOW ROAD Dick Rating: A Are you trying to make things worse? $33 Professor Internet Says: YES Fair enough. If leaving a comment for the sake of commenting is how you get your clicks, so be it. You need help! NOPE! I JUST LIKE ARGUING. YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP PLEASE. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. *SOME COMMENTERS JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. LEVEL 4: SLURRING SLUMS Dick Rating: A How does that even make sense?!? Professor Internet Says: YOUR GAY FACE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GAY SENSE Nothing has changed. Welcome to the purrgatory of the Internet. You know what? I give up, have fun. YES! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE ΙNTERNEΤ WINNING GROIN THRUST! YOU! YOU'RE WORSE THAN (INSERT 1-10 HITLERS) LEVEL 5: INSULT INFERNO Dick Rating: 8 (Dickfinity) GAAAAHLKFDSAA!!! Abandon hope, all ye who comment here. CONGRATULATIONS O Youre a huge dick! Remember, if you're arguing on the Internet, you've already lost. The next time something online's got your ire up, keep a cool head and just chill the fuck out and eat a sandwich. For Excellenee in Diekery Por Excellence in Dickery By H. Caldwell Tanner (Loldwell.com / @Caldy) and Rosscott Nover (SystemComic.com / @Rosscott) Professor Internet (along with loldwell.com and systemcomic.com) Presents: So you're MAD about something on the Internet.. WHAT!? THIS IS A) WRONG B) DUMB C) SUPER-WRONG D) NOT WHAT I THINK *(AND THEREFORE DUMB, WRONG, AND SUPER-WRONG) Do you have anything better to do? LEVEL 1: THE HIGH ROAD Dick Rating: NONE YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT SANDWICH / DOG / BABY I HAVE. IN FACT, Professor Internet Says: NO! Just Walk Away! Anything you do now is a better use of your time. Did you thoroughly read and assess the situation? LEVEL 2: MIDDLE GROUND Dick Rating: NOT REALLY. OF COURSE! Professor Internet Says: Are you going to comment anyway? Then why are you still here? Bravo! You made it out relatively unscathed! Now eat a sandwich and chill the fuck out. YES I'M BETTER THAN READING! I'VE JUST GOT ONE POINT I NEED TO MAKE, THEN I'M WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. LEVEL 3: THE LOW ROAD Dick Rating: A Are you trying to make things worse? $33 Professor Internet Says: YES Fair enough. If leaving a comment for the sake of commenting is how you get your clicks, so be it. You need help! NOPE! I JUST LIKE ARGUING. YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP PLEASE. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. *SOME COMMENTERS JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. LEVEL 4: SLURRING SLUMS Dick Rating: A How does that even make sense?!? Professor Internet Says: YOUR GAY FACE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GAY SENSE Nothing has changed. Welcome to the purrgatory of the Internet. You know what? I give up, have fun. YES! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE ΙNTERNEΤ WINNING GROIN THRUST! YOU! YOU'RE WORSE THAN (INSERT 1-10 HITLERS) LEVEL 5: INSULT INFERNO Dick Rating: 8 (Dickfinity) GAAAAHLKFDSAA!!! Abandon hope, all ye who comment here. CONGRATULATIONS O Youre a huge dick! Remember, if you're arguing on the Internet, you've already lost. The next time something online's got your ire up, keep a cool head and just chill the fuck out and eat a sandwich. For Excellenee in Diekery Por Excellence in Dickery By H. Caldwell Tanner (Loldwell.com / @Caldy) and Rosscott Nover (SystemComic.com / @Rosscott)

So You're Mad About Something on the Internet

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This infographic is a humorous visualization of all the ways one could respond to someone on the internet if they are annoyed. It describes how one could respond in a mature way and how one could resp...

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