Should You Call in Sick Today? - A Flowchart

SHOULD YOU CALL IN SICK TODAY? Are you actually sick? Yes No What's your sickness? Thave the sniffles Is your job Fun? Ges My friends call me Señor STD I'm Anything from the measels dying No Yeah right. How canl help you if you're going Fo lie to me? to meningitis NEVER WORK AGAIN Do you have sick days left? Is it Friday and you just don't want to go? You aren't Yes being brave and courageous by going to to your job with a Yes As long as you No aren't planning on sexing anyone at work T suppose you can. contagious illness. Nobody wants Your sick ass åt work Seriously. Did you have sex with a coworker last night? Are you independently wealthy? 八 Yes No No Yes Are you hungover? Do you do something shitty like work at Denny's or with children? Yes No No Yes Do you have liferally anything better to do? Is there a chance of sex if you don't go? 八 Yes No No Yes Fine be that way. Guess you should just. Well shit,I guess you have to. GO TO WORK CALL IN SICK CALL IN SICK MANDATORY.com