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THE PROFESSOR INFOGRAPHIC ANGRYGIRLCOMICS.TUMBLR.COM THE OLD SAGE: THE JUST-TENURED THE ONE WITH A -HIS LECTURES ARE USUALLY OKAY TO SKIP, BECAUSE HE ACADEMIC FANATIC STICK UP HIS ASS RAMBLES ON AND ON. -DISTRACT HIM BY ASKING -NO, REALLY. IT'S ACTUALLY -HE WAS THERE WHEN THE ABOUT HIS RESEARCH THE SIZE OF A REDWOOD DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT. -GOES OFF ON A LOT OF TAN- TREE -YELLOWING LECTURE NOTES GENTS IN CLASS -HAS DONE SOME RESEARCH -YOU WORRY IF HE MIGHT KEEL -DOES NOT YET OWN AN ELBOW HE'S REALLY PROUD OF, OVER IN CLASS, BUT HE WON'T. PATCH JACKET THEREFORE HE IS GOD. HE'LL BE TEACHING UNTIL THE -IF YOU'RE LUCKY, HE'LL BE -DON'T ASK QUESTIONS BE- APOCALYPSE STRIKES. ONE OF THE MOST CAUSE HE'LL SHOOT YOu -HE HAS NO IDEA HOW ANY APPROACHABLE PROFESSORS DOWN. TECHNOLOGY WORKS. YOU HAVE -DON'T LISTEN. JUST NOD. -"BACK IN THE DAY.." THE SOCIAL RADICAL THE NUTJOB YOUR T.A. -HE WAS PROBABLY AT WOOD- STOCK -IS PROBABLY -CAN COMMONLY BE FOUND IN ADOLESCENT PSYCHOLOGY AND -HE PROBABLY TEACHES ART, UNDERAPPRECIATED AND EDUCATION DEPARTMENTS CINEMA STUDIES, GENDER STUDIES, OPENLY MOCKED -OR HE'S A TOTAL CONCEITED -SHE TRIES TO MAKE HER OR THEATER -HIS SYLLABUS IS UNINTELLIGABLE, ASSHOLE LECTURES "INTERESTING" BY PUT- TING ON A SHOW, BUT IT'S JUST BUT ENTERTAINING. -OR BOTH, BUT IT'S OKAY TO -WILL PROBABLY CHANGE HIS MIND MOCK HIM IF HE'S AN ASSHOLE. KIND OF DISTURBING -KEEP QUESTIONS TO A MINIMUM, ABOUT WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO IN -BUT IF HE'S NOT, CUT THE BECAUSE SHE MIGHT RIP YOUR CLASS FIVE MINUTES BEFORE POOR GUY SOME SLACK. HE HEAD OFF CLASS STARTS PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO WRITE HIS THESIS. -DON'T LOOK INTO HER EYES -GET TO KNOW HIM AND EXPAND YOUR MIND AND HORIZONS