Pedestrian's Guide to the USA
PEDESTRIAN'S GUIDE TO THE USA brought to you by hipmunk CHICAGO SAN FRANCISCO The only thing these drivers love more than their hybrids is stopping for pedestrians. Pretty standard, really. SEATTLE NEW YORK Cops apparently have nothing better to do than give tickets for jaywalking. Only cross where and when you're supposed to, unless you're armed with doughnuts. Cross the street whenever/wherever you want, just don't expect cars to stop. NEW ORLEANS LAS VEGAS Just be sure to carry your open container while you stagger. What are you doing outdoors? Sunglasses required regardless of time of day. WASHINGTON DC BOSTON Good luck navigating a Who thought diagonal streets were a good idea? Wear comfortable shoes. downtown devoid of urban planning, especially during winter. Wear comfortable ice skates. LOS ANGELES MORE TIPS? Haha, just kidding, hippie. Nobody walks - get a car. Make sure to check out the Hipmunk Blog for more travel tips! ©2011 Hipmunk, Inc. Design by: Shaun Sanders RH
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