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NSA Job Application

The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac & Snaggy SECRET NSA JOB APPLICATION SECURITY FLOWCHART MEMORANDUM FOR: ALL RECRUITMENT OFFICERS POR USE IN SELECTION OF AGENTS START UNITED STATES OANERCA Q. If you were building a fence, would you make it solid, or would you leave small spaces which you could peer through? Solid Solid fence, but monitor neighbor with hidden cameras REJECT Spaces L Google or Bing Q. Search engine of choice? Holding out for XKeyScore My friends email Suck up accounts Favorite Darth Vader movie villain? Amateur Porward to PBI Erin Brockovich Hannibal Lecter recruitment Favorite Game of Ned Stark Arya Stark Thrones character? Forward to CIA The Spider recruitment REJECT Blog about the water damage Q. If your water pipe had a leak, you would... Hire a plumber and fix the leak. Hire a "cleaner" and eliminate the water pipe. Too old- school, REJECT If you were assigned to follow someone and track their every Watch outside their house movement, what's the best way? from a car. Use These electronic questions are devices like GPS trackers Friend them on a waste of time, you already know everything about me. Facebook Child's play HIRE as MANAGEMENT AGENT MATERIAL 2013 Geek Culture joyoftech.com NATIONAL

NSA Job Application

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This is a humorous flowchart depicting what may be recruitment metrics of the NSA.

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