How to Survive Your Monster-In-Law

HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR MONSTER IN LAW BY: Ø GOALZERO. POWER ANVM SUAVIVAL KIT TYLENOL PILLOW A GOOD BOOK TABLET COMPUTER BLANKET (AS A LAST RESORT) LOTS OF JUNK FOOD WHITE NOISE MACHINE MOBILE DEVICE A WATER BOTTLE FILLED WITH OTHER SPECIAL STUFF SOLAR GEAR FOR RECHARGE GET A HOTEL ROOM PERSONAL SPACE MEANS SANITY IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE TAKING THE TRIP OR THE MONSTER IS COMING TO TOWN, A HOTEL KEEPS THE PEACE. KIDS LEVERAGE ROWDY KIDS SO YOU CAN LEAVE EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS, BRING SOME. KIDS ARE CRAZY. ADD A LITTLE SUGAR, AND THEIR ENERGY IS AN EXIT STRATEGY. DONNY OSMOND THE SWEET SERENADE OF DONNY OFFERS SILENCE NO MOTHER CAN RESIST DREAMY DONNY. CRANK THOSE SPEAKERS UP, RELAX, AND WATCH OUT FOR SWAYING HIPS AND JAZZ HANDS. HAVE A WAY TO HIDE FOOD AVOID CHOKING ON HER COOKING WITH CARGOS WEAR PANTS WITH TONS OF POCKETS. OR, YOU CAN ALSO BRING A PERSONAL GARBAGE DISPOSAL AKA YOUR DOG. -Work called A LIST OF ESCAPE EXCUSES jury duty by NAs o the moon -our goldfish died -being -head lice SAVE YOURSELF FROM THINKING ON THE SPOT NO MATTER THE OCCASION, HAVE A LIST PREPARED TO GET OUT OF ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. A SET OF DISTRACTIONS BRING YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT YOUTUBE CAT VIDEOS, CUTE BABIES, OR WHATEVER ELSE REMINDS YOU LIFE CAN BE GOOD. DUCT TAPE SILENCE IS ALSO SILVER THIS STUFF OFFERS A SOLUTION TO ANY SITUATION. Ø GOALZERO. POWER ANYWHERE