How to Survive The Mayan Calendar Apocalypse

QUAKE ESCAPE HOW TOSURYIYE THE MAYAN CALENDARAPOCALYPSE IT'S 2012, AND WE'RE ALL STILL HERE, BUT STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT--WILD SWINGS IN WEATHER, AND SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE NATURAL DISASTERS EVER TO BE SEEN ON OUR PLANET. THE ANCIENT MAYAN GODS HAVE BEEN IGNORED FOR TOO LONG, AND ARE SEEKING THEIR REVENGE ON MANKIND AS WE KNOW IT. SO HOW DO YOU SURVIVE THE 2012 MAYAN APOCALYPSE? FOLLOW OUR GUIDE TO THE END OF TIMES. HOW TO SURYIYE AN EARTH QUAKE TRUST NO PRE-APOCALYPTIC STRUCTURE; IN AN EARTHQUAKE CITIES ARE MASS GRAVES. MOVE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS INTO AN OPEN FIELD WHERE OVERPASSES CAN'T CRUSH YOU. CHILDREN WILL NO LONGER WORRY ABOUT BREAKING THEIR MOTHER'S BACK WHEN THEY STEP ON CRACKS, SINCE THE MASSIVE SPLITS IN THE EARTH COULD SWALLOW THE CHILDREN WHOLE. 3 AVOID THESE CRATERS BY ALWAYS CARRYING A SMALL BRIDGE OR LADDER WITH YOU, AN ESPECIALLY STURDY HUNK OF WOOD WILL ALSO D. IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A BALLOON FUN HOUSE, UTILIZE IT. WHEN THE QUAKES GET REALLY BAD, A BALLOON FUN HOUSE WILL DULL THE TREMORS UNTIL YOUR FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING ROCKED TO SLEEP. HOW TO SURYIVEA FLOOD WELCOME TO NEBRASKA FIRST, TRY RUNNING TO THE HIGHEST POINT IN NEBRASKA. ADMITTEDLY, THAT MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU SAFE IN AN APOCALYPTIC FLOOD, IN THAT EVENT, PULL A NOAH AND BUILD AN ARC. ONCE ALL THE CROPS AND LIVESTOCK DROWN YOU'LL BE EATING A LOT OF FISH. PREPARE FOR THIS EVENTUALITY BY TYING A STRING TO THE END OF YOUR BRIDGE/LADDER TO FASHION A MAKE-SHIFT FISHING POLE. THE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY SURYIYAL KIT IN THE END OF DAYS, ARM FLOATIES AREN'T CHILDREN'S TOYS, THEY'RE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH. GENERATOR FLASHLIGHTS ARE NOT TO BE UNDERRATED. ANNOYING IN OUR AGE OF CHARGERS AND BATTERIES AND ELECTRICAL OUTLETS, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE END OF THE WORLD. BOX SWEET BOX MAZE-THE ANCIENT WORD FOR CORN, THIS CROP WAS LIKE GOLD TO THE MAYANS, CARDBOARD BOXES ARE THE HOMES OF THE FUTURE. BRICK WALLS CAN KILL YOU, BUT THE SOFT, PLIABLE SIDES OF A CARDBOARD BOX CAN BE USED AS A ROOF, WALL, AND FLOOR. IF OFFERING IT TO THE GODS DOESN'T CLEAR THINGS UP, YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST EAT IT. WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/ENDCAPITAL Хл