To Hire or Not To Hire

Should I hire Jaela Bernstien? Gotcha! The job posting was a ploy in an identity theft ring. Are you hiring? Yes. Yes. Do you like bad puns, fast learners, quirky personalities and opinionated idealists? No. We're more We also like feature-writers, vegetarians and grammar nerds. the brainless cubicle-style workplace Outdated and bankrupt. The internet is a Where do you see your business in 10 years? On the cutting edge of new media. fad. Yes. I also power my car with the dreams of baby ferrets. Do buy bottled water? No. I love the planet and stuff. Passion Talent. Passion. or Talent? I have both! May your office be infested by a colony of naked Nevermind. You are to me as Iceberg is to Titanic mole rats Hire me. May your world be forever devoid of red smarties I would rather work for Dr. Octopus