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The Guide to Being a Pirate
A GUIDE TO BEING A PIRATE For Idiots Gouge out eye and cover with patch. Cut off hand and replace with hook. WARNINGA • DO NOT become a pirate if you are living alone, Saw off leg and replace with chair leg of choice. pregnant, or on blood thinners. • Includes extended periods of blood loss and pain - please consult a doctor if clotting fails to occur. • Clothes, Beard, Rum, Ship, & Booty NOT included. Chew on some rocks until teeth fall out. * DEATH OR SERIOUS INJURY may occur. 30
The Guide to Being a Pirate
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The humorous, but dangerous, ways one can become a pirate. Just observing Talk Like a Pirate Day will only get you so far ... you have to look and act like one, too!
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