DontSuckAtMeetings "Best Of April"

April 2012 Meetings Suck. But You Don't Have to Suck At Them. “Let's spend "There's HUGE "Your meeting is a priority to me if there's free food." difference between "the rapist" and "therapist." How did you not check your cOuntless h o u r s presentation for typos?!" “Another preparing for a meeting that will be virtual team meeting. Looks like l'm "At the end of a meeting, a colleag u e going to have sonme delayed, canceled or misrepresented." asked me what I had learned. I time to enthusiastically replied: "Well, I learned that there are 72 "If we can't answer my solve it via emails after e mail, IM, t exting , faxing, or phone calls, let's resort to all." ceiling tiles, 12 light fixtures, and 6 light bulbs in o Ur "Please try to schedule my meetings around my job interviews." confere nce meeting in person.' room! Did I miss anything?" "Yes, the pizza and soda you provided COMPLETELY makes "If you're the boss and you have no intention of engaging the rest of Us in your meeting, why not just send an email and save us all t he t i m e . "Make sure the up for me having to stay at this meeting until 11pm. Thank you for being so very considerate! My family and friends would like to thank elevator doors close before discussing the meeting yoU just ha d. Better yet, wait until you leave the building altogether." #wasteoftime" you as well." "If you meet in a hip conference room with glass doors, bring spare shirts for your attendees for when they walk right into the door with coffee cup in hand." "Maybe if I fake a hernia I can get O ut of this meeting...yeah it's that bad!" Share your sucky experience at: DontSuckAtMeetings.com April 2012 Meetings Suck. But You Don't Have to Suck At Them. “Let's spend "There's HUGE "Your meeting is a priority to me if there's free food." difference between "the rapist" and "therapist." How did you not check your cOuntless h o u r s presentation for typos?!" “Another preparing for a meeting that will be virtual team meeting. Looks like l'm "At the end of a meeting, a colleag u e going to have sonme delayed, canceled or misrepresented." asked me what I had learned. I time to enthusiastically replied: "Well, I learned that there are 72 "If we can't answer my solve it via emails after e mail, IM, t exting , faxing, or phone calls, let's resort to all." ceiling tiles, 12 light fixtures, and 6 light bulbs in o Ur "Please try to schedule my meetings around my job interviews." confere nce meeting in person.' room! Did I miss anything?" "Yes, the pizza and soda you provided COMPLETELY makes "If you're the boss and you have no intention of engaging the rest of Us in your meeting, why not just send an email and save us all t he t i m e . "Make sure the up for me having to stay at this meeting until 11pm. Thank you for being so very considerate! My family and friends would like to thank elevator doors close before discussing the meeting yoU just ha d. Better yet, wait until you leave the building altogether." #wasteoftime" you as well." "If you meet in a hip conference room with glass doors, bring spare shirts for your attendees for when they walk right into the door with coffee cup in hand." "Maybe if I fake a hernia I can get O ut of this meeting...yeah it's that bad!" Share your sucky experience at: DontSuckAtMeetings.com April 2012 Meetings Suck. But You Don't Have to Suck At Them. “Let's spend "There's HUGE "Your meeting is a priority to me if there's free food." difference between "the rapist" and "therapist." How did you not check your cOuntless h o u r s presentation for typos?!" “Another preparing for a meeting that will be virtual team meeting. Looks like l'm "At the end of a meeting, a colleag u e going to have sonme delayed, canceled or misrepresented." asked me what I had learned. I time to enthusiastically replied: "Well, I learned that there are 72 "If we can't answer my solve it via emails after e mail, IM, t exting , faxing, or phone calls, let's resort to all." ceiling tiles, 12 light fixtures, and 6 light bulbs in o Ur "Please try to schedule my meetings around my job interviews." confere nce meeting in person.' room! Did I miss anything?" "Yes, the pizza and soda you provided COMPLETELY makes "If you're the boss and you have no intention of engaging the rest of Us in your meeting, why not just send an email and save us all t he t i m e . "Make sure the up for me having to stay at this meeting until 11pm. Thank you for being so very considerate! My family and friends would like to thank elevator doors close before discussing the meeting yoU just ha d. Better yet, wait until you leave the building altogether." #wasteoftime" you as well." "If you meet in a hip conference room with glass doors, bring spare shirts for your attendees for when they walk right into the door with coffee cup in hand." "Maybe if I fake a hernia I can get O ut of this meeting...yeah it's that bad!" Share your sucky experience at: DontSuckAtMeetings.com April 2012 Meetings Suck. But You Don't Have to Suck At Them. “Let's spend "There's HUGE "Your meeting is a priority to me if there's free food." difference between "the rapist" and "therapist." How did you not check your cOuntless h o u r s presentation for typos?!" “Another preparing for a meeting that will be virtual team meeting. Looks like l'm "At the end of a meeting, a colleag u e going to have sonme delayed, canceled or misrepresented." asked me what I had learned. I time to enthusiastically replied: "Well, I learned that there are 72 "If we can't answer my solve it via emails after e mail, IM, t exting , faxing, or phone calls, let's resort to all." ceiling tiles, 12 light fixtures, and 6 light bulbs in o Ur "Please try to schedule my meetings around my job interviews." confere nce meeting in person.' room! Did I miss anything?" "Yes, the pizza and soda you provided COMPLETELY makes "If you're the boss and you have no intention of engaging the rest of Us in your meeting, why not just send an email and save us all t he t i m e . "Make sure the up for me having to stay at this meeting until 11pm. Thank you for being so very considerate! My family and friends would like to thank elevator doors close before discussing the meeting yoU just ha d. Better yet, wait until you leave the building altogether." #wasteoftime" you as well." "If you meet in a hip conference room with glass doors, bring spare shirts for your attendees for when they walk right into the door with coffee cup in hand." "Maybe if I fake a hernia I can get O ut of this meeting...yeah it's that bad!" Share your sucky experience at: DontSuckAtMeetings.com April 2012 Meetings Suck. But You Don't Have to Suck At Them. “Let's spend "There's HUGE "Your meeting is a priority to me if there's free food." difference between "the rapist" and "therapist." How did you not check your cOuntless h o u r s presentation for typos?!" “Another preparing for a meeting that will be virtual team meeting. Looks like l'm "At the end of a meeting, a colleag u e going to have sonme delayed, canceled or misrepresented." asked me what I had learned. I time to enthusiastically replied: "Well, I learned that there are 72 "If we can't answer my solve it via emails after e mail, IM, t exting , faxing, or phone calls, let's resort to all." ceiling tiles, 12 light fixtures, and 6 light bulbs in o Ur "Please try to schedule my meetings around my job interviews." confere nce meeting in person.' room! Did I miss anything?" "Yes, the pizza and soda you provided COMPLETELY makes "If you're the boss and you have no intention of engaging the rest of Us in your meeting, why not just send an email and save us all t he t i m e . "Make sure the up for me having to stay at this meeting until 11pm. Thank you for being so very considerate! My family and friends would like to thank elevator doors close before discussing the meeting yoU just ha d. Better yet, wait until you leave the building altogether." #wasteoftime" you as well." "If you meet in a hip conference room with glass doors, bring spare shirts for your attendees for when they walk right into the door with coffee cup in hand." "Maybe if I fake a hernia I can get O ut of this meeting...yeah it's that bad!" Share your sucky experience at: DontSuckAtMeetings.com