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Best Man's Wedding Survival Tuxedo

EBEST MAN'S SURVIVAL TU EDO • radio communications earpiece utilized during speech delivery and shoe-polish rendezvous ultra-lightweight mp3 player armband pre-filled with 4 hours of line dance songs in case of band emergency • carbon fiber leak-proof flask utilized prior to speech delivery, car shoe polish rendezvous, and whenever the groom asks • concealed ring box compartment kevlar-lined pocket with programmable biometric fingerprint security • wrist-triggered escape chute used ONLY in event of bride walkout. • interactive speech notes pocket with corresponding text-to-speech converter to earpiece for flawless speech delivery thigh-holstered high voltage tazer used ONLY in event of ex-boyfriend arrival • battery-powered heated wool socks given to groom at the first signs of cold feet. • sock-mounted shoe-polish pocket covert storage until car decoration rendezvous • titanium crisis-prevention briefcase includes monogrammed wedding Koozies, pre-filled medication organizer, disguises, extra shades

Best Man's Wedding Survival Tuxedo

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When chosen to serve as best man for your buddy's wedding, the job comes with responsibilities as well as perks. To truly be prepared for every possible wedding downfall and also be prepared to help ...

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