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10 Ways to Cover Up a Murder

10 WAYS TO COVER UP A MURDER Maybe you've been watching too many murder dramas. Maybe you admire mastermind serial killers. Or máybe you're just giving advice to someone with an itchy trigger finger. Whatever your reason, you want to know how to get away with murder, and when you're done here you may be able to do just that. DNA 1. DNA is the surest way to get caught. Do not leave ANY DNA behind. Commit your crime in a place that is likely to have a lot of DNA from strangers. The oxygen-producing (oxygen bleach) detergents are best. RELATIONSHIP 2. The large number of crimes committed are committed by someone close to the victim. 24.2 percent of victims were slain Pick someone at random. by family members 53.8 percent were killed by someone they-knew 34.6 percent were murdered by their husbands or boyfriends PROXIMITY 3. Where am 1? Don't be on the road for hours before the crime, as you may become tired. Commit the crime in another town. Don't travel so far that you can be connected because you took a trip - just far enough that you are outside of the main area of interest to the police. Don't be in the area when the big investigation begins. Choose a good area without a lot of traffic. TYPE OF CRIME 4. Chose your crime carefully. Make sure it's something that can be done day or night. 14,299 MURDERS IN 2008 Shooting 7%. used their hands 4% from 39 6% blunt object in US Stabbing 14% from stabbing 66.3% from guns Poison Bomb Burning Striking Crucifixion EVIDENCE 5. This is where most criminals get caught (linked to DNA). Do not take anything from the body. Leave the body there. Do not touch the body at all. Do not move the body and do not try to hide the body. Clean up. Wear the proper gear. TIMING 6. Timing is everything. The best time to commit a crime is in the very early hours of the day when most people are asleep. Look like you are not out of place on the street. TOOLS 7. How are you going to do it and what will you need? Thick gloves Buy your tools at least i month Pay in cash before committing the crime. Destroy any receipts or shopping bags. Do not use anything you own and do not buy brands you normally buy unless they are very generic brands. Shop out of town in large department stores After the crime is committed, destroy everything you bought as quickly as you can. ALIBI 8. It is good to have an alibi. Stay in a hotel with no cameras. Plan an out of town trip and book everything with your credit card. Sign up for an event to attend. EXTREME KNITTING In the early hours travel to the place of your crime, commit it, and return. Return home the next day. THE GETAWAY 9. You're almost in the clear! The best mode of transport is by bike. This will enable you to get off the roads if you need and to travel quickly. You do not want to be seen on the street walking (remember, the Zodiac nearly got caught this way). Fit in with your surroundings. Have a solid story. AFTERMATH 10. What happened? Do not watch the television and avoid the papers for at least a month. The police can use these as tools to try to psych you out. Continue about your everyday life. If you do get arrested, do not speak. Do not brag about your crime to anyone. Don't tell a soul. THE POLICE NEED EVIDENCE TO CONVICT YOU IF YOU HAVE DONE THE JOB RIGHT, THERE WON'T BE ANY. PROVIDED BY: TOP-CRIMINAL-JUSTICE-SCHOOLS.NET SOURCES http://www 2.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2009/offenses/ expanded_information/ homicide.htm http://www.nationmaster.com/red/country/us-united-states/cri-crime&all=1 http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/Ao004888.html http://listverse.com/2007/08/16/top-10-tips-to-commit-the-perfect-crimel NIA 10 WAYS TO COVER UP A MURDER Maybe you've been watching too many murder dramas. Maybe you admire mastermind serial killers. Or máybe you're just giving advice to someone with an itchy trigger finger. Whatever your reason, you want to know how to get away with murder, and when you're done here you may be able to do just that. DNA 1. DNA is the surest way to get caught. Do not leave ANY DNA behind. Commit your crime in a place that is likely to have a lot of DNA from strangers. The oxygen-producing (oxygen bleach) detergents are best. RELATIONSHIP 2. The large number of crimes committed are committed by someone close to the victim. 24.2 percent of victims were slain Pick someone at random. by family members 53.8 percent were killed by someone they-knew 34.6 percent were murdered by their husbands or boyfriends PROXIMITY 3. Where am 1? Don't be on the road for hours before the crime, as you may become tired. Commit the crime in another town. Don't travel so far that you can be connected because you took a trip - just far enough that you are outside of the main area of interest to the police. Don't be in the area when the big investigation begins. Choose a good area without a lot of traffic. TYPE OF CRIME 4. Chose your crime carefully. Make sure it's something that can be done day or night. 14,299 MURDERS IN 2008 Shooting 7%. used their hands 4% from 39 6% blunt object in US Stabbing 14% from stabbing 66.3% from guns Poison Bomb Burning Striking Crucifixion EVIDENCE 5. This is where most criminals get caught (linked to DNA). Do not take anything from the body. Leave the body there. Do not touch the body at all. Do not move the body and do not try to hide the body. Clean up. Wear the proper gear. TIMING 6. Timing is everything. The best time to commit a crime is in the very early hours of the day when most people are asleep. Look like you are not out of place on the street. TOOLS 7. How are you going to do it and what will you need? Thick gloves Buy your tools at least i month Pay in cash before committing the crime. Destroy any receipts or shopping bags. Do not use anything you own and do not buy brands you normally buy unless they are very generic brands. Shop out of town in large department stores After the crime is committed, destroy everything you bought as quickly as you can. ALIBI 8. It is good to have an alibi. Stay in a hotel with no cameras. Plan an out of town trip and book everything with your credit card. Sign up for an event to attend. EXTREME KNITTING In the early hours travel to the place of your crime, commit it, and return. Return home the next day. THE GETAWAY 9. You're almost in the clear! The best mode of transport is by bike. This will enable you to get off the roads if you need and to travel quickly. You do not want to be seen on the street walking (remember, the Zodiac nearly got caught this way). Fit in with your surroundings. Have a solid story. AFTERMATH 10. What happened? Do not watch the television and avoid the papers for at least a month. The police can use these as tools to try to psych you out. Continue about your everyday life. If you do get arrested, do not speak. Do not brag about your crime to anyone. Don't tell a soul. THE POLICE NEED EVIDENCE TO CONVICT YOU IF YOU HAVE DONE THE JOB RIGHT, THERE WON'T BE ANY. PROVIDED BY: TOP-CRIMINAL-JUSTICE-SCHOOLS.NET SOURCES http://www 2.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2009/offenses/ expanded_information/ homicide.htm http://www.nationmaster.com/red/country/us-united-states/cri-crime&all=1 http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/Ao004888.html http://listverse.com/2007/08/16/top-10-tips-to-commit-the-perfect-crimel NIA 10 WAYS TO COVER UP A MURDER Maybe you've been watching too many murder dramas. Maybe you admire mastermind serial killers. Or máybe you're just giving advice to someone with an itchy trigger finger. Whatever your reason, you want to know how to get away with murder, and when you're done here you may be able to do just that. DNA 1. DNA is the surest way to get caught. Do not leave ANY DNA behind. Commit your crime in a place that is likely to have a lot of DNA from strangers. The oxygen-producing (oxygen bleach) detergents are best. RELATIONSHIP 2. The large number of crimes committed are committed by someone close to the victim. 24.2 percent of victims were slain Pick someone at random. by family members 53.8 percent were killed by someone they-knew 34.6 percent were murdered by their husbands or boyfriends PROXIMITY 3. Where am 1? Don't be on the road for hours before the crime, as you may become tired. Commit the crime in another town. Don't travel so far that you can be connected because you took a trip - just far enough that you are outside of the main area of interest to the police. Don't be in the area when the big investigation begins. Choose a good area without a lot of traffic. TYPE OF CRIME 4. Chose your crime carefully. Make sure it's something that can be done day or night. 14,299 MURDERS IN 2008 Shooting 7%. used their hands 4% from 39 6% blunt object in US Stabbing 14% from stabbing 66.3% from guns Poison Bomb Burning Striking Crucifixion EVIDENCE 5. This is where most criminals get caught (linked to DNA). Do not take anything from the body. Leave the body there. Do not touch the body at all. Do not move the body and do not try to hide the body. Clean up. Wear the proper gear. TIMING 6. Timing is everything. The best time to commit a crime is in the very early hours of the day when most people are asleep. Look like you are not out of place on the street. TOOLS 7. How are you going to do it and what will you need? Thick gloves Buy your tools at least i month Pay in cash before committing the crime. Destroy any receipts or shopping bags. Do not use anything you own and do not buy brands you normally buy unless they are very generic brands. Shop out of town in large department stores After the crime is committed, destroy everything you bought as quickly as you can. ALIBI 8. It is good to have an alibi. Stay in a hotel with no cameras. Plan an out of town trip and book everything with your credit card. Sign up for an event to attend. EXTREME KNITTING In the early hours travel to the place of your crime, commit it, and return. Return home the next day. THE GETAWAY 9. You're almost in the clear! The best mode of transport is by bike. This will enable you to get off the roads if you need and to travel quickly. You do not want to be seen on the street walking (remember, the Zodiac nearly got caught this way). Fit in with your surroundings. Have a solid story. AFTERMATH 10. What happened? Do not watch the television and avoid the papers for at least a month. The police can use these as tools to try to psych you out. Continue about your everyday life. If you do get arrested, do not speak. Do not brag about your crime to anyone. Don't tell a soul. THE POLICE NEED EVIDENCE TO CONVICT YOU IF YOU HAVE DONE THE JOB RIGHT, THERE WON'T BE ANY. PROVIDED BY: TOP-CRIMINAL-JUSTICE-SCHOOLS.NET SOURCES http://www 2.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2009/offenses/ expanded_information/ homicide.htm http://www.nationmaster.com/red/country/us-united-states/cri-crime&all=1 http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/Ao004888.html http://listverse.com/2007/08/16/top-10-tips-to-commit-the-perfect-crimel NIA 10 WAYS TO COVER UP A MURDER Maybe you've been watching too many murder dramas. Maybe you admire mastermind serial killers. Or máybe you're just giving advice to someone with an itchy trigger finger. Whatever your reason, you want to know how to get away with murder, and when you're done here you may be able to do just that. DNA 1. DNA is the surest way to get caught. Do not leave ANY DNA behind. Commit your crime in a place that is likely to have a lot of DNA from strangers. The oxygen-producing (oxygen bleach) detergents are best. RELATIONSHIP 2. The large number of crimes committed are committed by someone close to the victim. 24.2 percent of victims were slain Pick someone at random. by family members 53.8 percent were killed by someone they-knew 34.6 percent were murdered by their husbands or boyfriends PROXIMITY 3. Where am 1? Don't be on the road for hours before the crime, as you may become tired. Commit the crime in another town. Don't travel so far that you can be connected because you took a trip - just far enough that you are outside of the main area of interest to the police. Don't be in the area when the big investigation begins. Choose a good area without a lot of traffic. TYPE OF CRIME 4. Chose your crime carefully. Make sure it's something that can be done day or night. 14,299 MURDERS IN 2008 Shooting 7%. used their hands 4% from 39 6% blunt object in US Stabbing 14% from stabbing 66.3% from guns Poison Bomb Burning Striking Crucifixion EVIDENCE 5. This is where most criminals get caught (linked to DNA). Do not take anything from the body. Leave the body there. Do not touch the body at all. Do not move the body and do not try to hide the body. Clean up. Wear the proper gear. TIMING 6. Timing is everything. The best time to commit a crime is in the very early hours of the day when most people are asleep. Look like you are not out of place on the street. TOOLS 7. How are you going to do it and what will you need? Thick gloves Buy your tools at least i month Pay in cash before committing the crime. Destroy any receipts or shopping bags. Do not use anything you own and do not buy brands you normally buy unless they are very generic brands. Shop out of town in large department stores After the crime is committed, destroy everything you bought as quickly as you can. ALIBI 8. It is good to have an alibi. Stay in a hotel with no cameras. Plan an out of town trip and book everything with your credit card. Sign up for an event to attend. EXTREME KNITTING In the early hours travel to the place of your crime, commit it, and return. Return home the next day. THE GETAWAY 9. You're almost in the clear! The best mode of transport is by bike. This will enable you to get off the roads if you need and to travel quickly. You do not want to be seen on the street walking (remember, the Zodiac nearly got caught this way). Fit in with your surroundings. Have a solid story. AFTERMATH 10. What happened? Do not watch the television and avoid the papers for at least a month. The police can use these as tools to try to psych you out. Continue about your everyday life. If you do get arrested, do not speak. Do not brag about your crime to anyone. Don't tell a soul. THE POLICE NEED EVIDENCE TO CONVICT YOU IF YOU HAVE DONE THE JOB RIGHT, THERE WON'T BE ANY. PROVIDED BY: TOP-CRIMINAL-JUSTICE-SCHOOLS.NET SOURCES http://www 2.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2009/offenses/ expanded_information/ homicide.htm http://www.nationmaster.com/red/country/us-united-states/cri-crime&all=1 http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/Ao004888.html http://listverse.com/2007/08/16/top-10-tips-to-commit-the-perfect-crimel NIA

10 Ways to Cover Up a Murder

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