A Just-In-Case-You-Forgot-How-To-Be-A-Human College Guide

A JUST-IN-CASE-YOU-FORGOT-HOW-TO-BE-A-HUMAN ● COLLEGE GUIDE (DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALSO A LIFE GUIDE') ADA RECOMMENDS CHANGING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH EVERY 3 MONTHS (OR LESS) CLEAN YOUR SHEETS MORE OFTEN ! THEY ARE THE ONLY TEETH YOU HAVE. OILS AND BACTERIA BUILD UP THAT TRIGGER ALLERGIES AND CAUSE ACNE UH, GROSS. CALLING MOM.. CALL YOUR LOVED ONES. BE THEM PARENTS, RELATIVES, OR END CALL FRIENDS... THEY PROBABLY HELPED GET YOU WHERE YOU ARE TODAY. COLLEGE. BAM! WORK OUT AND EAT WELL. YOU'LL FEEL AWESOME. IT'S SCIENCE. (STUDYING AND EXAMS WILL BE EASIER. IT'S ALL ABOUT BALANCE.) HYDRATE ! HYDRATE ! SHAMPOO SMELL.BETTER. ALUMINUM FREE DEODORANT LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT. ȚI = 3.14 + 2:3 (1 - 2) + 3 52 0.999... = 1 FRESH SCENT DEODORIZE. ALUMINUM FREE V2. DEODORANT FRESH SCENT 101, 510 5(2 + 2) SLEEP. YOU'LL NEED IT. How do you feel about Equality for all, Susan? I'm I'm super pumped about Equality, Bob. We are all people. RESPECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS. MADE BY: CORINNENOODLES.TUMBLR.COM * メ