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How To Decide Who Gets The Last Slice Of Pizza

BACK OFF BUDDY NO WHEW! CHOMP AWAY NOT FOR LONG! PIZza Hut Is it on your half? PREA YES IT'S ALL YOURS. MUAHAHA! YES Did you go Dutch? NO NO YES NO Are you near a velociraptor? HANDS OFF! HELP Was it returning the favor of a prior dinner? YOURSELF YES NO ASK IF THEY YES Are you paying for it yourself? YES YES WANT TO SHARE Are you sharing the occasion with anyone else? YES YES Did you buy the pizza? Are you in school? NO NO DO I GET THE LAST SLICE? Was it bought for you, as in a gift? OFFER IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS Is it a big group thing, like at work? WAIT UNTIL IT'S OFFERED UP FOR GRABS NO NO NO Are you on a date? NO NO YES NOM, NOM, NOM YES Dining alone? YES IT'S FAIR GAME FREEZE! WALK AWAY FROM THE SLICE Your IT'S NOT YOUR SLICE Has everyone gotten at least 1 slice? NO YES THIS SLICE IS FOR YOU TO SHARE treat? YES NO

How To Decide Who Gets The Last Slice Of Pizza

shared by kcatoto on Apr 25
Here's a flowchart on how to decide on who's getting the last slice of pizza.


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