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Festivus from Seinfeld

FED UP WITH CHRISTMAS? =FESTIVUS= HOW TO CELEBRATE WITH THE REST OF US (1. BLOW OFF WORK Listen boss, I need the 23rd off" Well it's Festivus and you're infringing on my right to celebrate holidays "But I hired you to work holidays" !!! IF HE SAYS NO - IT'S A WALK OUT!! (2. GET YOURSELF A POLE THE FESTIVUS POLE COMMERCIALIZATION OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE STANDS IN STARK OPPOSITION TO THE FRANK'S FESTIVUS POLE CHECKLIST HIGH STRENGTH - TO - WEIGHT RATIO ALUMINUM NO DISTRACTING TINSEL STORED IN A CRAWLSPACE 6' OR LONGER 3. AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES TRICK YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY INTO GATHER THEM AROUND COMING TO DINNER WITH A FORMAL INVITE M AND YOU TELL THEM ALL THE WAYS THEY HAVE OVER THE DISAPPOINTED YOU PAST YEAR POTENTIAL GRIEVANCES FESTIVUS YES! MY SON SAYS YOUR YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE RESERVATION YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO BAGELS NO! COMPANY STINKS! HOLDERESERVATION YOU NEVER COULD COMPETE IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU HAVE NO FORMAL WITH LLOYD BRAUN! BUSINESS TRAINING AT ALL I HATE KEITH HERNANDEZ HE REGIFTED, HE DEGIFTED, AND NOW HE'S USING AN UPSTAIRS INVITE HATE HIM! AS A SPRINGBOARD TO A SUPER BOWL SEX ROMP 4. FEATS OF STRENGTH AS PER THE RITES: FESTIVUS CAN NOT END UNTIL THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE IS PINNED IN A FEAT OF STRENGTH ACCEPTABLE FEATS: TUG OF WAR KEG TOSSING WRASTLING "UNTIL YOU PIN ME, GEORGE, FESTIVUS IS NOT OVER! LET'S RUMBLE" y SHARE FESTIVUS WITH THE REST OF US #FESTIVUS #FEATSOFSTRENGTH #AIRINGOFGRIEVANCES #FESTIVUSMIRACLES en wikipedia.org/wikuFestivus www.festivusbook.com www.seinteldscripts BROUGHI 1O YOU BY CABLETV.COM www.festivusbook.com www.testivuspoles.com

Festivus from Seinfeld

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