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What to do if your property gets attacked by Dinosaurs

WHAT TO DO IF YOUR PROPERTY GETS ATTACKED BY DINOSAURS If you've seen Jurassic Park or any apocalyptic film, you'll know that it's only a matter of time before some clever scientist recreates the dinosaur population and sets them free upon the wor ld. Great for the dinosaurs, bad for property owners and the human race in general. THERE'S NO SIGN OF THEM YET, BUT BEST PREPARE. 2. DINOSAURS Perform regular dinosaur drills in your property and with its inhabitants. Plan out your dinosaur escape route. (Just follow your fire safety precautions but add dinosaurs) 3. DINO ATTACK INSURANCE DINO ALERT! Drive your insurance down with a high quality security system including dinosaur alarms. Your landlord will cover the buildings, butmake sure you insure your contents before they attack. 5. 6. Buy heavy furniture to barricade doors. Reinforce windows with strong steel bars (also good for preventing burglars). 8. DOSAL ATTACK KIT Take out Rent Guarantee Insurance to protect your income in the event that your tenants become a tasty dinosaur snack. Prepare your dinosaur attack kit. This should include: Steak Leaves Ахе Door reinforcements Panic room Photographic Evidence (For Insurance Claim) THEY'RE HERE! WHAT TO DO? RUN, HIDE? First decide which dinosaur you're dealing with. Let's be sensible about this. TYRANNOSAURUS REX STEGOSAURUS Throw the raw steak away from your property and run in the opposite direction Throw the leaves away from your property and hide under something sturdy. VELOCIRAPTOR PTERODACTYL Lock yourself in your panicroom. They may be small but they're vicious. Let's hope the home insurance covers the roof too. TRICERATOPS Hide any money from your till. It could bemistakenfor leaves. Good job you took out that Commercial Property Insurance. PHEW, THEY'VE GONE, WHAT A MESS. So, now it's time for the ciean up, Shoo out any smaller dinosaurs rummaging around in your fridge. MILK Sweep up any Dinosaur poo. Wipe any surface the raw meat has touched. Brush away leaves you used as bait Mop away those giant dinosaur footprints. Take out empty property insurance while therepairs are being made. Check with your insurance company if they cover dinosaur attacks. UKinsuranceNET CELEBRATING THE RELEASE OF JURASSIC WORLD. Don't worry, we haven't gone too crazy. www.ukinsurancenet.com

What to do if your property gets attacked by Dinosaurs

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If you've seen Jurassic Park or any apocalyptic film, you'll know that it's only a matter of time before some clever scientist recreates the dinosaur population and sets them free upon the world. ...

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