What Should I Drink- Beer Addition

What shouldI drink? BREW Country Club MALT LIQUOR HYes Are you in Scotland? No - Do you sleep in a double-wide? Elsinore Are you Bob or Doug McKenzie? Yes No No Do you live in the projects? (M) MOLSON - No Yes - STEEL RESERVE Are you a hockey fan eh? Yes No Do you know how to access the Stargate? Rheingold Blue Yes Pabit Blue Ribbon Are you doing that "ironic" hipster thing? H No Yes- Compigets Yes No ODOULS MOOSE TBEER Are you the designated driver? No Miller HIGH LIFE Coors AMSTEL BEER Budweise Are you at a tailgate or frat party? No No Mller Is your wife nagging you about the beer gut? AMSTEL light BUD LIGHT IGHT Is Guinness on tap? Yes Modelo Yes No Is it summer? Corona "Extra TEQUIZA No especial No Yes GUINNESS Are you paying in change? Yes Can you speak fluent French, in Russian? Are you having a dinner party? CADAMS BLUE MOON DOS EQUIS No Yes BEL ROLLING ROCK &tra Did you just graduate college? Gordon Biersch BECKS -Yes Are you a Parrothead? No No Heineken No but did you move back in with your parents? No Are you trying to seem "worldly "? MICKEYS Yes LANDSHARK Yes Old Mirwrukeel OLDE ENGLISH "800 arlsberg FOSTER'S Red Stripe RED ERRA NEVAD TECATE Did you bring in a reusable grocery bag? No MOOH Are you drunk? Yes No LAOKR HARP STELLA ARTOIS LAGER Yes Do you truly love beer? Michelob $500 love? No ULTRA sloshspot.comt Yes No DOUBL DOMOND Bass ALE ASYLUM ALASKAN Eating The Road HRIR DOG CLIPPER CrTY Full Sail STONE BREWING CO,