Hey! Are You Thirsty?

HEY! WTF? Then eat Sex on the Margarita some jelly shots beach NO NO YES Are you cocktail newbie + want to get drink that sounds good? ARE YOU Jameson Manhattan shots THIRSTY? White wine YES NO YES YES Fancy drunk? NO Water! Do you want to get Apple or cranberry juice O-YES- Are you hangovered? some cocktail? YES NO Coca NO Cola Smoothie Do you want to get very drunk? Water O-YES- Are you at the gym? Tequila NO YES NO NO YES Do you need to wake up? Coffee O-YES- Would you like something healthy? Does this party have to get naughty? NO NO Are you home alone? O-NO- Are you at the party? -YES-O Is it sausage party NO YES YES Martini Jack Did you break up with gf/bf? shaken, not stired Daniels -YES-O + Ice creanm Having decent age? NO YES YES NO Having movie night and dinner? Is it James Bond movie? -YES-O Whickey on rocks Beer NO NO Just get Red wine some tea PREPARED BY AND FOR SERIOUSLY WE THINK FREE MAGAZINE