The Artisan Coffee Drinker

THE ARTISAN COFFEE DRINKER FASHIONABLE, BUT OUTSIDE THE CULTURAL MAINSTREAM Only ever spotted in artisan coffee houses Always wearing oversized headphones. Listening to 80s metal, ironically. - never in chain cafés. Glasses, plaid Calling other hipsters 'hipsters' but not filing shirt and beard combination. Standard. themself under the same category because they're so unique. Drinking the most expensive, rarest, extracted-from-monkey poo-est coffee on the menu. Well. not drinking it, staring at it and enjoying the prestige.