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Zombie vs Baby
ZOMBIE Durnst VS. BABY AN EXAMINATION OF ATTRIBUTES Sparse, messy head of hair Incomplete set of teeth Constant oral excretions Speaks in moans/screams Sharp, dirt-caked nails "Funk of 40,000 years" aroma | Insatiable, aggressive appetite Worn, ill-fitting clothes Clumsy, random motor skills Unstable, lurching walk General Attributes: Messy eater No sense of right and wrong Bent on destruction Keeps you awake at night in fear Can turn others into a zombie DAD howtobeadad.com
Zombie vs Baby
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A simple examination of the common attributes of babies and zombies so that a greater mastery of each may be achieved. Why, you ask? Uhhh… Okay, maybe it’s just more like one of those “why the h...
eck not?” questions, but this is in no way intended to offend lovers of either subject.
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