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Superhero Supertech

SUPERHERO SUPERTECH SPIDERMAN MAIN TECH: DESKTOP TOWER (LOTS OF VIRUSES) SPIDER-MAN IS A VERY LOW TECH SUPERHERO, AND PETER PARKER ALWAYS STRUGGLES FOR MONEY (NOT ALL OF US CAN INHERIT BILLIONAIRE EMPIRES!) PETER ALSO ISN'T VERY TECH-SAVVY, AS REFLECTED BY HIS USE OF BING TO RESEARCH HIS ENEMIES IN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2. TECH POWER: STILL SAYING "WORLD WIDE WEB" FOR GROAN-WORTHY PUNS. 3/10 BATMAN MAIN TECH: BAT-EVERYTHING - UTILITY BELT, ROCKET CAR, COPTER, TANK, YOU NAME IT, HE'S GOT IT! BATMAN'S TECH IS VERY PHYSICAL IN THE DARK KNIGHT, BRUCE WAYNE CREATES AN NSA-ESQUE SONAR SYSTEM WHICH CAN TRACK EVERY MOBILE PHONE IN THE CITY OF GOTHAM (FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY, OF COURSE). TO ENSURE THAT THE SYSTEM IS NOT MISUSED, ONLY THE TRUSTWORTHY LUCIUS FOX CAN USE IT, AND ONCE THE JOKER IS CAUGHT, LUCIUS DESTROYS THE TECHNOLOGY. 5/10 TECH POWER: HOLY PRIVACY INFRINGEMENT BATMAN! IRON MAN J.A.R.V.I.S. MAIN TECH: J.A.R.V.I.S, LOTS OF HOLOGRAMS AS WINDOWS AND MAC (OR EVEN LINUX) WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR IRON MAN'S SUPER SUIT, TONY STARK DECIDED TO INVENT HIS OWN OS - J.A.R.V.I.S. J.A.R.V.I.S STANDS FOR A RATHER VERY JUST INTELLIGENT SYSTEM AND IS ALSO NAMED AFTER HIS BECAUSE FATHER'S BUTLER, COMPUTERS ARE BASICALLY TINY BUTLERS THESE DAYS. J.A.R.V.I.S IS ESSENTIALLY AN AI WHO BECOMES TONY STARK'S BEST FRIEND AND HELPS ORGANISE HIS VERY BUSY LIFE AND NUMEROUS SUPER SUITS. BEAT THAT, SIRI! TECH POWER: BRILLIANT, BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR OS IS A BIT WEIRD. 7/10 PROFESSOR X MAIN TECH: CEREBRO PROFESSOR X IS A VERY INTELLIGENT MUTANT AND A GREAT LEADER, AND HIS POWER IS HARNESSED BY THE CEREBRO, A UNIT THAT, COMBINED WITH PROFESSOR'S PSYCHIC ABILITIES, ALLOWS HIM TO LOCATE EVERY MUTANT IN THE WORLD. IT ALSO HAS A VIRTUAL REALITY ELEMENT. TECH POWER: DID PROFESSOR X ACCIDENTALLY 8/10 CREATE THE OCULUS RIFT? FANTASTIC FOUR MAIN TECH: UNIFORM COMPUTERS WITH A PHD LEVEL KNOWLEDGE OF PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING, REED RICHARDS, OR MR. FANTASTIC, IS ONE OF THE MOST SMARTY-PANTS SUPERHEROES OUT THERE. WHEN HIS BEST MATE, WIFE AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ALL GET SUPER POWERS, REED RICHARDS DESIGNS CUSTOM "UNIFORM COMPUTERS" THAT WORK ACCORDING TO EACH UNIQUE POWER (INVISIBILITY, STRETCH POWERS, FIRE AND... BEING A THING) SO THE FANTASTIC FOUR CAN USE THEIR POWERS SAFELY AND KEEP THEIR DIGNITY INTACT! TECH POWER: 9/10 YOUR APPLE WATCH IS COOL, BUT REED RICHARDS' HAS A WEARABLE TECH WARDROBE! PRESENTED BY LIME IT lime

Superhero Supertech

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Superheroes may have magical powers, but they also have some incredible tech to harness or boost those powers! This is our run-down of some of the best tech used by our favourite comic book heroes and...

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