Click me
Transcribed

James Bond: From HR with Love

JAMES BOND FROM HR WITH LOVE AN ANALYSIS OF HOW DANIEL CRAIG'S JAMES BOND WOULD BE VIEWED IN THE REAL WORLD BY MI6'S HR DEPARTMENT. FORGET LICENSE TO KILL! IF BOND WAS A REAL LIFE EMPLOYEE HE'D BE SO SWAMPED WITH INSURANCE CLAIMS AND HEALTH AND SAFETY FORMS, THE CHANCES ARE HE'D BARELY MAKE IT OUT OF THE OFFICE. INSURANCE CLAIMS: HEALTH & SAFETY FORMS : EXPENSES FORMS: £1,500,000 + 23 FORMS £17,025,387.10 O QUANTUM DF SOLACE 3% CASINO ROYALE QUANTUM OF SOLACE CASINO ROYALE 62% CASINO ROYALE SKYFALL SKYFALL 7 TRAVEL VISAS: QUANTUM OF SOLACE 35% DISCIPLINARIES: SKYFALL 3X MADAGASCAR - RUSSIA 12 SKYFALL 15 QUANTUM OF SOLACE 20 CASINO ROYALE CHINA • CASINO ROYALE. HEALTH & SAFETY FORMS: DISCIPLINARIES: EXPENSES FORMS: 23 DAMAGE TO PROPERTY - £403,000 TETANUS OTHER - £12,759 DIPTHERIA MADAGASCAR: INCLUDING: HACKING EMPLOYER'S CARS - £300,000 PERSONAL FILES TYPHOM PAMES [ASTON MARTIN G FORD MONDEOJ • QUANTUM OF SOLACE• INSURANCE CLAIMS: EXPENSES FORMS: ADDITIONAL PAPERWORK: GUNFIRE DAMAGE TO OPERA BUILDING AT LAKE £500K £358K CONSTANCE ON FLOATING STAGE MULTI VEHICLE INSURANCE 83% ASTON MARTIN 1% TRAVEL (F200 16% DAMAGE TO PROPERTY 07 MORE LIFE INSURANCE TRAVEL INSURANCE •SKYFALL• BACK TO WORK FORMS: DISCIPLINARIES: EXPENSES FORMS: |CAR HIRE £220 UPDATE RECORDS TO 'ALIVE' STATUS 12 FORMS + ADDITIONALLY - 2012 M TRAVEL - £31,769 FAILURE TO STOP EMPLOYEA OYING ABILITY TEST FITNESS TEST DAMAGE TO PROPERTY £1,002,875 viking

James Bond: From HR with Love

shared by Viking-Direct on Jul 14
76 views
0 shares
0 comments
James Bond has a licence to kill. He's on Her Majesty's Secret Service. He'll live and let die. But does he fill in all of his expense claim forms on time? Does he pay attention to Health and Safety r...

Publisher


Writer


Category

Entertainment
Did you work on this visual? Claim credit!

Get a Quote

Embed Code

For hosted site:

Click the code to copy

For wordpress.com:

Click the code to copy
Customize size