If Web Browsers Were Celebrities

BROWSER COMPATIBILITY: IF WEB BROWSERS WERE CELEBRITIES FIREFOX Can do no wrong, though not as spry as it once seemed. CHROME The new hotness. People love it so much they're nervous it will go wrong and embarrass them later. would be would be MORGAN FREEMAN* CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Everyone thought it died a long time ago, but IE 6 still seems to crop up all over the place. IE 7 After years of giving it chance after chance, performance never gets better. IE 8 Trying desperately to stay relevant, even though it's still the same thing. 8- would be would be would be BETTY WHITE MATTHEW THE SHATNER MCCONAUGHEY SAFARI Reliable performance, seems to be everywhere. FLOCK Hip, but people don't take it seriously anymore. would be would be SAMUEL JACKSON MICHAEL CERA (Just wait til he collaborates with "Chrome") NETSCAPE When it died, everyone said "Oh yeah, that one!" and then forgot all about it. Only ever used if you already have 100 tabs open in IE, OPERA Firefox isn't available, and you have no other choice. Everyone agrees it looks nice, though. would be would be WALTER MATTHAU J-Lo ICEWEASEL Who? You mean that weird one? REQUIRES NO BROWSER Wo. would be is unquestionably KRISTEN SCHAAL KEANU REEVES (AKA Mel on Flight of the Conchords) *Although from what we've seen the FireFox 4 might be pretty fast. Does Morgan Freeman have a son? WIX walyou by @shanesnow for