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PENGUIN PENGUIN ВОOKS ВОOKS I WAS GOING TO VIOLENT LOVE READ IT ON THE HILLS BUT I CAN'T READ JOSEPH HELLER EMILY BRONTË (САТCH 2) (WUTHERING HEIGHTS) PENGUIN PENGUIN ВОOKS ВОOKS PRETEND YOU HAVE MID-LIFE CRISIS IN READ THIS BOOK THE MIDDLE AGES TO IMPRESS YOUR (WITH WINDMILLS) FRIENDS MIGUEL DE CERVANTES LEO TOLSTOY (DON QUIXOTE) (WAR AND PEACE) PENGUIN PENGUIN ВОOKS ВОOKS BOAT TRIP DON'T MESS WITH (TO MADNESS) JILTED BRIDES JOSEPH CONRAD CHARLES DICKENS (HEART OF DARKNESS) (GREAT EXPECTATIONS) PENGUIN PENGUIN BOOKS ВОOKS REVENGE IS A DISH ANTI-AGEING BEST SERVED COLD PAINTING RUINS MANS LIFE ALEXANDRE DUMAS OSCAR WILDE (THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO) (THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY) PENGUIN PENGUIN BOOKS BOOKS RABBITS HAVE DON'T KILL SEAGULLS THE HARDEST LIVES RICHARD ADAMS SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (WATERSHIP DOWN) (THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER) PENGUIN PENGUIN ВОOKS ВОOKS GRUMPY MAN MONEY CAN'T BUY HATES CHRISTMAS YOU LOVE... CHARLES DICKENS F. SCOTT FITZGERALD (A CHRISTMAS CAROL) (THE GREAT GATSBY) PENGUIN PENGUIN BOOKS ВОOKS OLD BOY RUNS NEVER MARRY A MUCH OLDER MAN - FIRE ENSUES AWAY TO (RE)JOIN THE CIRCUS SARA GRUEN DAPHNE DUMAURIER (WATER FOR ELEPHANTS) (REBECCA) PENGUIN PENGUIN BOOKS BOOKS SOMETHING SOBBING ABOUT FOR DAYS A MAGPIE MARKUS ZUSAK EDGAR ALLAN POE (THE BOOK THIEF) (THE RAVEN) PENGUIN PENGUIN BOOKS BOOKS I'VE HAD SO MANY DRUGS AND THINGS ARE WHIZZING AND WHIZZING AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING SO I'M GOING TO WRITE TL;DR DOWN ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING TO ME AND NOT CARE ABOUT PUNCTUATION OR GRAMMAR.DADDIO JACK KEROUAC JAMES JOYCE (ON THE ROAD) (ULYSSES)