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Darth Vader's Resume

DARTH VADER Sith Lord and loving father Death Star, Level 1 darth.sithlord@gmail.com 800-5-21-1980 WORK EDUCATION Galactic Empire Palpatine Institute of Tasks Dark Side Studies • Captured Princess Leia Courses ● Oversaw construction • Strategic Galaxy Domination of the Death Star • Dark Side Force • Reduced operating • Handsfree Strangulation costs by 36% through Techniques mass executions Cyborg Lifestyle Jedi Council Obi-Wan Kenobi Academy of Advanced Jedi Training Tasks ● Made coffee for Yoda • Trained jedi padawans Courses Maintained peace • Ethics of force use Lightsaber wielding and dueling • Jedi history OBJECTIVES FORCE POWERS Reunite with my children Speed Turn Luke to the Dark Side Pull/Push Throw O Conquer the galaxy O Find a stable job Shield |llusions Choke Hold "I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE, THE EMPEROR IS NOT AS FORGIVING AS I AM" SKILLS TIE Pilot Engineer Sith Lord Lightsaber Dueling Persuasion Maintaining a dark attitude ACCOMPLISHMENTS 6 Featured in Jedi magazine as the Galaxy's most influential Sith Lord. Voted father of the year by Tatooine Times. O Best look of the month by DarkVogue. dush me 000 0o 000 00000 "NO....I AM YOUR FATHER" INTERESTS AND HOBBIES Rebel Star Interogating Planet Meditation Hunting Gazing Traitors Destroying Weapons Sources: screenrant.com | starwars.wikia.com www.freepik.com I photobucket.com novoresume.com 00000

Darth Vader's Resume

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This time we had to work for the Dark Side, but they did have cookies. Could you help Vader find a job since he didn't get a part in Episode 7?

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