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Celebrity Tax Deductions

Celebrity Tax Deductions The only thing sure in life is death and taxes, even for celebrities. Here are some of the deductions famous Americans are claiming this year: Lil Wayne $2.49 for Lil Wayne ringtone Paul Rudd $4 on beer bought for Judd Apatow's birthday party Christopher Lambert S10 to secure the domain name 10 Josh Holloway $17.58 for stubble salve 20 Joe Biden $16.99 for printing up 250 "Vice President of the United States" business cards 50 Kirk Douglas $19.99 to purchase book How To Audition For Film And Television 100 Michael Phelps $65 for goggles to make seeing on land easier 200 Tom Batiuk S209.84 for pints of whiskey inspiring various Funky Winkerbean cartoons 500 Jon Bon Jovi $260 for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony ticket purchased on eBay 1000 Jeff Goldblum $1,050 for antipsychotics 5000 Oprah Winfrey $2,999.00 for new, more flattering chair Emeril Lagasse $10,000 charitable 10,000 donation to Chorizo Jordin Sparks $9,002,822 for postcards to every American reminding them who exactly Jordin Sparks is for Darfur hunger- relief program 10 MIL.

Celebrity Tax Deductions

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There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes. Although the media often puts celebrities on a pedestal, they are not exempt from these two sticky situations either. Even though celebrities h...


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