Celebrities Shoplifting

$2,500 $16 $1 $446 $N/A $5.500 $44 $90 $100 $15 $114k $7 $44 $1k $5 • Lindsay Lohan In February 2011, the troubled former child star strutted out of a Venice jewelry shop with a $2,500 necklace. In her defense, cocaine ain't cheap. • Britney Spears In 2007, the peeved pop star took a lighter from a gas station in front of paparazzi and mocked them: "l stole something. Oh, l'm bad. Oh!" Way to teach 'em a lesson, Brit. Bai Ling In 2008, the actress stole batteries and tabloids from an LAX newsstand and blamed it on a bad Valentine's Day breakup. Word to Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? Shelley Morrison In 2003, the Will & Grace actress admitted to (but couldn't remember) swiping "horrible jewelry I would have never bought for myself" from a department store. We call that fuzzy math. Kristin Cavallari Before Laguna Beach, the privileged OC teen and her friends stole pants, underwear, and tops from husband-beater Tawny Kitaen's store. Sadly, no mud wrestling ensued. • Winona Ryder In 2001, the actress/GF to countless rockers cut tags off designer clothes at a Saks Fifth Avenue and stuffed them in her bag, proving that rock 'n' roll is the Devil's music. Shannon Marketic In 2010, Miss USA 1992 stole Oil of Olay skincare products from a Texas Target. Having seen her face then, we would have suggested taking concealer instead. • Bess Myerson In 1988, the former Miss America took earrings, nail polish, batteries, and a pair of shoes from a Pennsylvania department store. Somebody can't recognize a bargain! • Courtney Love In 2010, the Hole singer failed to return borrowed jewelry to Jacob and Co. To be fair, anyone who lends Courtney Love jewels has to be on more drugs than, well, Courtney Love. Caroline Giuliani In 2010, Rudy "quality of life" Giuliani's daughter nicked cosmetics from Sephora-and got off with just one day of community service. And you got plunged for jaywalking. • Megan Fox Asa teen, the smoldering eye candy lifted Mary-Kate and Ashley lip gloss from Wal-Mart and was banned from their stores. Male employees have never forgiven Wal-Mart. • Jennifer Capriati In 1993, the 17-year-old tennis star tried on cheap, rinky-dink rings at a Tampa shopping mall and walked away with one of them, committing a double fault. Shandi Sullivan In 2001, the Top Model finalist broke into a candy store and swiped $650, a fax machine, and a safe. And all she really needed was to eat a few candy bars. Tila Tequila In 2010, the reality star stuffed gum and chips into her bag-in front of a CVS security guard. Publicity stunt? Likely, and we hate ourselves for even drawing attention to it. • Farrah Fawcett In 1970, the blonde Charlie's Angels bombshell twice swiped clothes from boutiques because the stores wouldn't exchange her merchandise. Not so angelic. COMPLEX $2,500 $16 $1 $446 $N/A $5.500 $44 $90 $100 $15 $114k $7 $44 $1k $5 • Lindsay Lohan In February 2011, the troubled former child star strutted out of a Venice jewelry shop with a $2,500 necklace. In her defense, cocaine ain't cheap. • Britney Spears In 2007, the peeved pop star took a lighter from a gas station in front of paparazzi and mocked them: "l stole something. Oh, l'm bad. Oh!" Way to teach 'em a lesson, Brit. Bai Ling In 2008, the actress stole batteries and tabloids from an LAX newsstand and blamed it on a bad Valentine's Day breakup. Word to Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? Shelley Morrison In 2003, the Will & Grace actress admitted to (but couldn't remember) swiping "horrible jewelry I would have never bought for myself" from a department store. We call that fuzzy math. Kristin Cavallari Before Laguna Beach, the privileged OC teen and her friends stole pants, underwear, and tops from husband-beater Tawny Kitaen's store. Sadly, no mud wrestling ensued. • Winona Ryder In 2001, the actress/GF to countless rockers cut tags off designer clothes at a Saks Fifth Avenue and stuffed them in her bag, proving that rock 'n' roll is the Devil's music. Shannon Marketic In 2010, Miss USA 1992 stole Oil of Olay skincare products from a Texas Target. Having seen her face then, we would have suggested taking concealer instead. • Bess Myerson In 1988, the former Miss America took earrings, nail polish, batteries, and a pair of shoes from a Pennsylvania department store. Somebody can't recognize a bargain! • Courtney Love In 2010, the Hole singer failed to return borrowed jewelry to Jacob and Co. To be fair, anyone who lends Courtney Love jewels has to be on more drugs than, well, Courtney Love. Caroline Giuliani In 2010, Rudy "quality of life" Giuliani's daughter nicked cosmetics from Sephora-and got off with just one day of community service. And you got plunged for jaywalking. • Megan Fox Asa teen, the smoldering eye candy lifted Mary-Kate and Ashley lip gloss from Wal-Mart and was banned from their stores. Male employees have never forgiven Wal-Mart. • Jennifer Capriati In 1993, the 17-year-old tennis star tried on cheap, rinky-dink rings at a Tampa shopping mall and walked away with one of them, committing a double fault. Shandi Sullivan In 2001, the Top Model finalist broke into a candy store and swiped $650, a fax machine, and a safe. And all she really needed was to eat a few candy bars. Tila Tequila In 2010, the reality star stuffed gum and chips into her bag-in front of a CVS security guard. Publicity stunt? Likely, and we hate ourselves for even drawing attention to it. • Farrah Fawcett In 1970, the blonde Charlie's Angels bombshell twice swiped clothes from boutiques because the stores wouldn't exchange her merchandise. Not so angelic. COMPLEX $2,500 $16 $1 $446 $N/A $5.500 $44 $90 $100 $15 $114k $7 $44 $1k $5 • Lindsay Lohan In February 2011, the troubled former child star strutted out of a Venice jewelry shop with a $2,500 necklace. In her defense, cocaine ain't cheap. • Britney Spears In 2007, the peeved pop star took a lighter from a gas station in front of paparazzi and mocked them: "l stole something. Oh, l'm bad. Oh!" Way to teach 'em a lesson, Brit. Bai Ling In 2008, the actress stole batteries and tabloids from an LAX newsstand and blamed it on a bad Valentine's Day breakup. Word to Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? Shelley Morrison In 2003, the Will & Grace actress admitted to (but couldn't remember) swiping "horrible jewelry I would have never bought for myself" from a department store. We call that fuzzy math. Kristin Cavallari Before Laguna Beach, the privileged OC teen and her friends stole pants, underwear, and tops from husband-beater Tawny Kitaen's store. Sadly, no mud wrestling ensued. • Winona Ryder In 2001, the actress/GF to countless rockers cut tags off designer clothes at a Saks Fifth Avenue and stuffed them in her bag, proving that rock 'n' roll is the Devil's music. Shannon Marketic In 2010, Miss USA 1992 stole Oil of Olay skincare products from a Texas Target. Having seen her face then, we would have suggested taking concealer instead. • Bess Myerson In 1988, the former Miss America took earrings, nail polish, batteries, and a pair of shoes from a Pennsylvania department store. Somebody can't recognize a bargain! • Courtney Love In 2010, the Hole singer failed to return borrowed jewelry to Jacob and Co. To be fair, anyone who lends Courtney Love jewels has to be on more drugs than, well, Courtney Love. Caroline Giuliani In 2010, Rudy "quality of life" Giuliani's daughter nicked cosmetics from Sephora-and got off with just one day of community service. And you got plunged for jaywalking. • Megan Fox Asa teen, the smoldering eye candy lifted Mary-Kate and Ashley lip gloss from Wal-Mart and was banned from their stores. Male employees have never forgiven Wal-Mart. • Jennifer Capriati In 1993, the 17-year-old tennis star tried on cheap, rinky-dink rings at a Tampa shopping mall and walked away with one of them, committing a double fault. Shandi Sullivan In 2001, the Top Model finalist broke into a candy store and swiped $650, a fax machine, and a safe. And all she really needed was to eat a few candy bars. Tila Tequila In 2010, the reality star stuffed gum and chips into her bag-in front of a CVS security guard. Publicity stunt? Likely, and we hate ourselves for even drawing attention to it. • Farrah Fawcett In 1970, the blonde Charlie's Angels bombshell twice swiped clothes from boutiques because the stores wouldn't exchange her merchandise. Not so angelic. COMPLEX $2,500 $16 $1 $446 $N/A $5.500 $44 $90 $100 $15 $114k $7 $44 $1k $5 • Lindsay Lohan In February 2011, the troubled former child star strutted out of a Venice jewelry shop with a $2,500 necklace. In her defense, cocaine ain't cheap. • Britney Spears In 2007, the peeved pop star took a lighter from a gas station in front of paparazzi and mocked them: "l stole something. Oh, l'm bad. Oh!" Way to teach 'em a lesson, Brit. Bai Ling In 2008, the actress stole batteries and tabloids from an LAX newsstand and blamed it on a bad Valentine's Day breakup. Word to Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? Shelley Morrison In 2003, the Will & Grace actress admitted to (but couldn't remember) swiping "horrible jewelry I would have never bought for myself" from a department store. We call that fuzzy math. Kristin Cavallari Before Laguna Beach, the privileged OC teen and her friends stole pants, underwear, and tops from husband-beater Tawny Kitaen's store. Sadly, no mud wrestling ensued. • Winona Ryder In 2001, the actress/GF to countless rockers cut tags off designer clothes at a Saks Fifth Avenue and stuffed them in her bag, proving that rock 'n' roll is the Devil's music. Shannon Marketic In 2010, Miss USA 1992 stole Oil of Olay skincare products from a Texas Target. Having seen her face then, we would have suggested taking concealer instead. • Bess Myerson In 1988, the former Miss America took earrings, nail polish, batteries, and a pair of shoes from a Pennsylvania department store. Somebody can't recognize a bargain! • Courtney Love In 2010, the Hole singer failed to return borrowed jewelry to Jacob and Co. To be fair, anyone who lends Courtney Love jewels has to be on more drugs than, well, Courtney Love. Caroline Giuliani In 2010, Rudy "quality of life" Giuliani's daughter nicked cosmetics from Sephora-and got off with just one day of community service. And you got plunged for jaywalking. • Megan Fox Asa teen, the smoldering eye candy lifted Mary-Kate and Ashley lip gloss from Wal-Mart and was banned from their stores. Male employees have never forgiven Wal-Mart. • Jennifer Capriati In 1993, the 17-year-old tennis star tried on cheap, rinky-dink rings at a Tampa shopping mall and walked away with one of them, committing a double fault. Shandi Sullivan In 2001, the Top Model finalist broke into a candy store and swiped $650, a fax machine, and a safe. And all she really needed was to eat a few candy bars. Tila Tequila In 2010, the reality star stuffed gum and chips into her bag-in front of a CVS security guard. Publicity stunt? Likely, and we hate ourselves for even drawing attention to it. • Farrah Fawcett In 1970, the blonde Charlie's Angels bombshell twice swiped clothes from boutiques because the stores wouldn't exchange her merchandise. Not so angelic. COMPLEX $2,500 $16 $1 $446 $N/A $5.500 $44 $90 $100 $15 $114k $7 $44 $1k $5 • Lindsay Lohan In February 2011, the troubled former child star strutted out of a Venice jewelry shop with a $2,500 necklace. In her defense, cocaine ain't cheap. • Britney Spears In 2007, the peeved pop star took a lighter from a gas station in front of paparazzi and mocked them: "l stole something. Oh, l'm bad. Oh!" Way to teach 'em a lesson, Brit. Bai Ling In 2008, the actress stole batteries and tabloids from an LAX newsstand and blamed it on a bad Valentine's Day breakup. Word to Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? Shelley Morrison In 2003, the Will & Grace actress admitted to (but couldn't remember) swiping "horrible jewelry I would have never bought for myself" from a department store. We call that fuzzy math. Kristin Cavallari Before Laguna Beach, the privileged OC teen and her friends stole pants, underwear, and tops from husband-beater Tawny Kitaen's store. Sadly, no mud wrestling ensued. • Winona Ryder In 2001, the actress/GF to countless rockers cut tags off designer clothes at a Saks Fifth Avenue and stuffed them in her bag, proving that rock 'n' roll is the Devil's music. Shannon Marketic In 2010, Miss USA 1992 stole Oil of Olay skincare products from a Texas Target. Having seen her face then, we would have suggested taking concealer instead. • Bess Myerson In 1988, the former Miss America took earrings, nail polish, batteries, and a pair of shoes from a Pennsylvania department store. Somebody can't recognize a bargain! • Courtney Love In 2010, the Hole singer failed to return borrowed jewelry to Jacob and Co. To be fair, anyone who lends Courtney Love jewels has to be on more drugs than, well, Courtney Love. Caroline Giuliani In 2010, Rudy "quality of life" Giuliani's daughter nicked cosmetics from Sephora-and got off with just one day of community service. And you got plunged for jaywalking. • Megan Fox Asa teen, the smoldering eye candy lifted Mary-Kate and Ashley lip gloss from Wal-Mart and was banned from their stores. Male employees have never forgiven Wal-Mart. • Jennifer Capriati In 1993, the 17-year-old tennis star tried on cheap, rinky-dink rings at a Tampa shopping mall and walked away with one of them, committing a double fault. Shandi Sullivan In 2001, the Top Model finalist broke into a candy store and swiped $650, a fax machine, and a safe. And all she really needed was to eat a few candy bars. Tila Tequila In 2010, the reality star stuffed gum and chips into her bag-in front of a CVS security guard. Publicity stunt? Likely, and we hate ourselves for even drawing attention to it. • Farrah Fawcett In 1970, the blonde Charlie's Angels bombshell twice swiped clothes from boutiques because the stores wouldn't exchange her merchandise. Not so angelic. COMPLEX $2,500 $16 $1 $446 $N/A $5.500 $44 $90 $100 $15 $114k $7 $44 $1k $5 • Lindsay Lohan In February 2011, the troubled former child star strutted out of a Venice jewelry shop with a $2,500 necklace. In her defense, cocaine ain't cheap. • Britney Spears In 2007, the peeved pop star took a lighter from a gas station in front of paparazzi and mocked them: "l stole something. Oh, l'm bad. Oh!" Way to teach 'em a lesson, Brit. Bai Ling In 2008, the actress stole batteries and tabloids from an LAX newsstand and blamed it on a bad Valentine's Day breakup. Word to Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? Shelley Morrison In 2003, the Will & Grace actress admitted to (but couldn't remember) swiping "horrible jewelry I would have never bought for myself" from a department store. We call that fuzzy math. Kristin Cavallari Before Laguna Beach, the privileged OC teen and her friends stole pants, underwear, and tops from husband-beater Tawny Kitaen's store. Sadly, no mud wrestling ensued. • Winona Ryder In 2001, the actress/GF to countless rockers cut tags off designer clothes at a Saks Fifth Avenue and stuffed them in her bag, proving that rock 'n' roll is the Devil's music. Shannon Marketic In 2010, Miss USA 1992 stole Oil of Olay skincare products from a Texas Target. Having seen her face then, we would have suggested taking concealer instead. • Bess Myerson In 1988, the former Miss America took earrings, nail polish, batteries, and a pair of shoes from a Pennsylvania department store. Somebody can't recognize a bargain! • Courtney Love In 2010, the Hole singer failed to return borrowed jewelry to Jacob and Co. To be fair, anyone who lends Courtney Love jewels has to be on more drugs than, well, Courtney Love. Caroline Giuliani In 2010, Rudy "quality of life" Giuliani's daughter nicked cosmetics from Sephora-and got off with just one day of community service. And you got plunged for jaywalking. • Megan Fox Asa teen, the smoldering eye candy lifted Mary-Kate and Ashley lip gloss from Wal-Mart and was banned from their stores. Male employees have never forgiven Wal-Mart. • Jennifer Capriati In 1993, the 17-year-old tennis star tried on cheap, rinky-dink rings at a Tampa shopping mall and walked away with one of them, committing a double fault. Shandi Sullivan In 2001, the Top Model finalist broke into a candy store and swiped $650, a fax machine, and a safe. And all she really needed was to eat a few candy bars. Tila Tequila In 2010, the reality star stuffed gum and chips into her bag-in front of a CVS security guard. Publicity stunt? Likely, and we hate ourselves for even drawing attention to it. • Farrah Fawcett In 1970, the blonde Charlie's Angels bombshell twice swiped clothes from boutiques because the stores wouldn't exchange her merchandise. Not so angelic. COMPLEX