Cap'n Crunch's Top 5 Requests for His Green Room

TL CAPN CRUNCH The Show CAP'N CRUNCH'S TOP 5 REQUESTS FOR HIS GREEN ROOM 5) Triple filtered, gourmet milk Two mermaid mustache coiffeurs. 4 from CrunchBerry-fed cows! Ladies, I'm married to the sea! 100% CRUNCHBERRK-FED Le Moo -02 Have you seen me GOURMET MILK Diverse wardrobe choices. 2. Extensive Brunch menu. Peanut Butter Crunch & jelly sandwiches. Cinnamon Roll Crunch rolls. Crunch burgers. Crunch punch. Crunch dogs. Chocolatey Crunch cake. Crunch Berry caviar. Jean LaFoote Dart Board! 4 of 5 SHARE THEM ALL! HELP the Cap'n score a guest host LATE NIGHT TV TALK SHOW GIG by using #TeamCrunch in show of support on: You @RealCapnCrunch f CapnCrunch CapnCrunch Tube 17,683 FOLLOWERS 320,252 FANS 1,251,613 VIEWS #TEANCRUNCH USES & FAN REPLIES 1,589,548 #TeamCrunch supporters have 'signed' the petition so far. What constitutes a petition signature? #TeamCrunch uses, fan replies, Twitter followers, Facebook fans, video views. let's just say all support for the Cap'n is fair game!