Transcript

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Résumés

SUPERMAN v BATMAN DAWN OF RESUMES SUMMARY Kal-El / Clark Kent Bruce Wayne Rocketed to Earth as an infant from Trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering the doomed planet Krypton. Using his immense solar-fueled powers, he martial arts, detective skills, and became Superman to defend mankind against all manner of criminal psychology. Successfully protected Gotham for many decades. threats. clark.kent@dailyplanet.com playboy.bat@wenterprises.com (000) 320-2016 (201) 620-0303 EDUCATION BACHELOR OF ARTS RA'S AL GHUL LEAGUE IN JOURNALISM METROPOLIS UNIVERSITY HENRI DUCARD SCHOOL OF MAN-HUNTING JOR-EL SCHOOL OF KIRIGI STEALTH ACADEMY PRINCIPLES SELF-TAUGHT GHOST UNIVERSITY OF THE TEN-EYED BROTHERHOOD NEPALESE MONASTERY DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE, ENGINEERING, PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS WORK REPORTER CEO DAILY PLANET WAYNE ENTERPRISES Always met deadlines despite the fact of frequently having JUSTICE LEAGUE commitments outside the office. Experience dealing with near impossible odds to complete tasks in a time-dependent manner. Never complained despite working the same job for more than 70 years Helpful with paper work. Intricate knowledge of evil which will assist in dealing with entrenched members of your organization. JUSTICE LEAGUE GUARDIAN OF GOTHAM CITY Successfully trained four sidekicks with a success rate of 75% SKILLS "IF I WANTED IT, YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY" "TELL ME, DO YOU BLEED? YOU WILL" INHUMAN STRENGTH INHUMAN STRENGTH X-RAY VISION EVASION SUPER-HEARING FORENSTIC SCIENTIST REPORTING MULTILINGUAL MICROSOFT WORD MICROSOFT OFFICE CRIMINOLOGY CRIMINOLOGY DIFFERENT FIGHTING STYLES DIFFERENT FIGHTING STYLES FLIGHT DRIVING / PILOTING ACCOMPLISHMENTS TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME BY INCREASED THE BRAND FLYING AROUND THE EARTH AT AWARENESS OF JUSTICE LEAGUE HIGH SPEED AND REDUCED THE COSTS FOR CRIME-FIGHTING SUITS WITH 30% RESPONSIBLE OF DRACULA'S DEATH SUCCESSFULLY REDUCED DEATHS WHILE TRAINING IN JUSTICE TEAMED UP WITH MUHAMMAD ALI LEAGUE BY 23% IN THE LAST TO DEFEAT AN ALIEN INVASION YEAR BY IMPLEMENTING NEW SAFETY MEASURES WON “MOST HANDSOME ALIEN" AWARD CAPTURED MORE THAN 1000 OF THE GOTHAM'S MOST SUCCESFULLY CAME BACK TO DANGEROUS CRIMINALS. LIFE HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR ANY OTHER HERO INTERESTS CHESS SCRAPBOOKS GADGETS BATS FARMING PROTECTING WONDER TRAINING THE EARTH WOMAN ROBINS "GOD VERSUS MAN. DAY VERSUS NIGHT" SOURCES: Comicvine.gamespot.com movies.stackexchange.com www.theatlantic.com geektyrant.com whatculture.com collider.com Kickassfacts.com Icon made by Freepik from www.flaticon.com dc.wikia.com novoresume.com dcuniverseonline.wikia.com

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Résumés

shared by andreikurtuy on Apr 08
330 views
2 shares
0 comments
Inhuman strength vs. human intelligence. The world wrestles with what kind of a hero it really needs, especially between Batman and Superman, but we think in today's world we would actually need the ...

Source

Unknown. Add a source

Category

Entertainment
Did you work on this visual? Claim credit!

Embed Code

For hosted site:

Click the code to copy

For wordpress.com:

Click the code to copy
Customize size