Are You Worth Your Weight in Gold?

ARE YOU WEIGHT GOLD? WORTH YOUR The average American's weight in gold (189lbs) is currently worth $4,418,336.48 .if you are the average ..if you are ..if you are EMPLOYED? ..if you are RETIRED? HOME OWNER? SELF-EMPLOYED? $350,100 $543,100 $778,200 $1,961,300 NOWHERE NEAR! STILL NO. SORRY. GETTING CLOSER! In the 60s, when we were slimmer and gold was less valuable, we were worth $664,533.47 WHAT IF YOU WERE HOMER SIMPSON? Golden man, Homer Simpson is the average American age (36.5) and weighs in at 239lbs. His $65,000 salary as a Nuclear Safety Inspector doesn't even come close to his true worth in gold.* $5,541,897.45 in *(based on the average American's weight and median net worth) Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer Simpson has a net worth of... $60,000,000 13 times his weight in gold! Sources: http://www.bargaineering.com/articles/average-net-worth-of-an-american-family.html http://www.nma.org/pdf/gold/his_gold_prices.pdf http://www.gold-traders.co.uk/weight/ http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/STTable?_bm=y&-geo_id301000US&-qr_name=ACS_2009_5YR_G00_S0101&-ds_name=ACS_2009_5YR_G00 http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/STTable? bm=y&-geo_id=01000US&-gr_name=ACS_2009 5YR_ G00 S2001&-ds_name=ACS_2009_5YR_G00 &-redoLog-false http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/healthcare/a/tallbutfat.htm http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/dan-castellaneta-net-worth/ http://money.cnn.com/pf/features/lists/tvdad_salaries/ http://www.simpsons-crazy.co.uk/homer.html http://www.usinflationcalculator.com/ Not produced in association with the Simpsons, Matt Groening or Fox.