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Office Hierarchy & the Pros & Cons of Cubicles

OFFICE HIERARCHY &THE PROS & CONS OF CUBICLES HOW DO AMERICAN EMPLOYEES FEEL ABOUT WORKING IN A BOx MONDAY-FRIDAY, 9:00-5:00? WHAT'S THE EMPLOYER'S TAKE? WHO REALLY HAS THE POWER IN THIS PLACE ANYWAY? UCEO URECEPTIONIST YOU SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR. YOU'RE THE FRIENOLY VOICE ON THE SPECTACULAR VIEW. PERSOONAL LINE. PHONE CALLS, PAPERWORK, TREADMILL. ALL THE PERKS. YOU GREETING CLIENTS.. YOU CREATE OUERSEE IT ALL. THE BEST PARI? THE SCHEDULES! BUT IT'S TOUGH TO RETRACTABLE IDENTIFICATION TAG! CREATE YOUR QWN EACH DAY. YOUR PAL, GARY AVERAGE JOE/JANE AH.LIFE IN A BOX. BUT DON'T BE A HERMIT! MAKE FRIENOS WITH NEIGHBORS! OON'T SLACK, ORESS DISPLAY OF INTELLIGENCE YOUR BEST AND ABOVE ALL, DON'T GET CAUGHT NAPPING ON THE JOB! BOARD OF DIRECTORS YOU'UE BEEN GIUEN SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS- TO MAKE WISE UNTERN DECISIONS. LET'S JUST HOPE YOUR CEO IS COMPETENT ENOUGH TO GET nO NEED TO FRET. YOU'RE STILL YOU ON TRACK FIRST. AN IMPORTANT ASSET. MAKING COPIES, DATA ENTRY, FETCHING THE BOSS' COFFEE.YOU'UE GOT THE BASICS COUERED. YOGA MAT NO ROOM FOR JOHES CUBICLES. THOUGHTS? EMPLOYER PERSPECTIVE EFFECTIVE USE OF SPACE UMANAGEMENT GIVES EMPLOYEES A SENSE OF FAIRNESS ENOUGH TO INTIMIDATE THE AVER- AGE JOE/JANE, BUT YOU'RE NOT DIVISION AMONGST EMPLOYEES TOP DOG. SIICK UP FOR YOURSELF! EXUDE POWER! MAYBE SOMEDAY TOO OLD-FASHIONED... WE NEED MODERN! YOU'LL CLIMB THE LADDER. EMPLOYEE PERSPECTIVE + FUZZY WALLS FOR TACKING STUFF! FIXED & SECURE CREATIVITY STIFLER! AHHH! MY EARS! O OFFICE LIFE TIDBITS THE AVERAGE EMPLOYEE CONSUMES 0O/DAY EMPLOYEES COFFEE BAR REPORT HAVING INTRIGUING CONVERSATIONS WITH THE BOSS WWHILE AT THE COFFEE MAKER AVERAGE JOES/JANES... GIUEN THE CHANCE, WOULD YOU WANT YOUR MANAGER'S POSITION? nO GAIN. I'LL STAY AN AVERAGE JOE/ JANE. YES, I'D LOUE TO OPPRESS! (GULP).AHEM. I'O BETTER CHECH WITH THEM. 26% 21% 3% HONEST THOUGHTS HERE..THINK YOU COULD YOU OUTDO YOUR BOSS? NO WAY! I WOULDN'T LAST THE DAY! no, 'M NO BUSINESS PRO! YES! I'LL CLEAN UP THE MESS! 65% 28% 7% REFERENCES: HTTP://WwW.RECRUITER.COM/I/OFFICE-COFFEE-ITS-IMAGE-AND-IMPLICATIONS/ HTTP://WWW.INDUSTRIALSPACE.NET/THE-PROS-AND-CoNs-OF-USING-CUBICLES-IN-OFFICE-SPACE/ HTTP://TALENTMGT.Com/ARTICLES/UIEW/SURUEY-MOST-WORKERS-DON-T-WANT-THEIR-BOSS-S-JOB PLASMA SCREEN TU PERSONAL TREADMILL O0000 COMPANY AWARDS EMPLOYEE BLACKMAIL FILES

Office Hierarchy & the Pros & Cons of Cubicles

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Do you work in a cubicle? Do you know someone who does? Do you know someone who knows someone who does? In any case, chances are you've heard the opinions floating around out there about cubicles. The...

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