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Anatomy Of The Perfect Employee

The Anatomy of The Perfect Employee Yes, the perfect employee exists. Here he is, in all his glory. Rides bike to work rain Modern haircut with a or shine so there are more parking spots touch of gray boasts of knowledge and wisdom Vouches for the Tom sure is management when around the Bluetooth headset-so no an excellent sales calls slip through manager. water cooler Million dollar smile- with no hint of cheese Wins the air-guitar contest every year at the company picnic -last year's song: "Sweet Child Of Mine" A family picture is always in shirt pocket Business-casual work attire that seems to say "I'm ready to get my hands dirty" Certified printer technician Has taken up an interest in memorizing the training man–łal Rides a Segway to meetings in order to maximize the Betel amount of time working at desk Routinely washes dishes in the kitchen Armed to the hilt and ready for even the most complex task Eats bag lunch at desk. The food gives off little Seemingly endless supply of apropos coffee mugs to no odor Sneakers to speedily get to the printer before his colleague's baseball bat Purveyor of fine foods for the LONOH DONUTS whole office mindflash.com 121 skart werking when my

Anatomy Of The Perfect Employee

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Ever wonder what the perfect employee would look like? Well here he is, in all his glory.

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