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The Ultimate Black Friday Survival Guide

EBATES DAD'S GUIDE TO BLACK IFRIDAY If you're a dad, Black Friday means one thing: killing time while your wife and kids go crazy shopping. Endure the parking, crowds and hours idling on mall benches with a little help from our Dad's Guide to Black Friday, packed with tips to help any shop-a-phobic father survive a day-long trip the all. BE A PARK SHARK Parking can drive you nuts on Black Friday. That's why you need to be a park shark, hunting out those perfect parking spots and going in for the kill! Drop your wife Don't circle the Settle for the first and kids off at same area; no one spot you see; it gives up a spot on Black Friday. may be the only one you get! the front of the store first. Look for lots Create a parking Be decisive! behind the mall, as fewer people spot; park next to the last car in park there. the row. STAY AWAY FROM SAVINGS BIG SALE Oh boy! Those crowds will make you crazy on Black Friday. Stay away from the stores with the biggest savings if you want to keep your sanity. AVERAGE BLACK FRIDAY DISCOUNTS Some stores have huge discounts. II AVOID AT ALL C OSTS! -. ▪ 65 54 54 50 47 JCPenney Macy's Rite Aid Sears Walgreens Stores with lower savings mean smaller crowds. III KILL TIME AT THESE STORES! --. 25 21 .... ..... .. Big Lots Costco FOOD COURT A little buzz will take your mind off all this Black Friday nonsense. KINGS Here are the food court restaurants that will sell you a beer with your burger. BAJA FRESH $2* $4" $4" 99 99 99 bottle of 12 oz glass of red or white wine Corona margarita CHIPOTLE SBARRO $5 $6* $5" $230 50 19 99 bottle of 12 oz bottle of bottle of Coors margarita Budweiser or wine Heineken MOVIE TIME Catching a movie or two is a great way to kill time on Black Friday. Here are the best Dad movies playing at your local theater on Black Friday: Bridge of 33 THE SPECTRE SPIES A real-life disaster movie is a great Tom Hanks + James Bond movies Steven Spielberg + are the ultimate way to avoid the real-life disaster that is Black Friday. Cold War Drama = Dad movies. Perfect Dad Movie. EXTRA TIPS GET SOME EXERCISE: Take a jog around the mall. BRING YOUR IPAD: Drown out the crowd with some music or maybe the latest Tom Clancy audiobook! JUST STAY AT HOME AND WAIT FOR CYBER MONDAY DEALS: It will make your life easier. http://www.ebates.com/blog/dads-black-friday-survival-guidel LEBATES

The Ultimate Black Friday Survival Guide

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Black Friday brings loads of discounts and amazing sales, but also lots of chaos. Check out the ultimate survival guide for Black Friday!

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