To Buy or Not to Buy Your Christmas Presents?

TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? IS IT A FAMILY MEMBER? YES UNKNOWN NO IS IT A FAMILY MEMBER YOU LIKE, OR DISLIKE (E.G A MAD AUNT, VINDICTIVE IN-LAW, YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE SISTER?) LIKE DISLIKE DON'T CARE UNTIL SOMEONE SHOWS ME DNA EVIDENCE I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THEM IS IT A FRIEND? YES NOT REALLY BLOODY HELL NO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE, TO BE HONEST WILL TERRIBLE PAIN BE INFLICTED UPON YOU IF YOU DO NOT BUY THEM A GIFT? (EXAMPLES OF PAIN INCLUDE THE UNVEILING OF A DARK SECRET, PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, EXPOSURE TO ONE DIRECTION MUSIC) YES PROBABLY. THEY LOOK LIKE WRONG'UNS NO DO YOU HAVE ANY REASONS NOT TO BUY THEM A PRESENT? (EXAMPLES OF REASONS INCLUDE REVENGE, LACK OF LEGALLY-OBTAINED MONEY INABILITY TO RISE FROM THE COUCH, CONTEMPT FOR THEIR EXISTENCE) YES YES - MANY --- d- NO UNFORTUNATELY NO DO YOU HAVE A GIFT IN MIND? YES, AND IT'S PERFECT YES AND IT'S MEDIOCRE NOT YET NO KIND OF, I'LL PROBABLY PICK UP SOME TAT FROM A CHARITY SHOP OR HAVE A LOOK IN MY LOFT AND GIVE THEM AN OLD BOOK, OR MAYBE SOME VIDEOTAPES. HOW MUCH DOES THE PRESENT COST? NOTHING AN ARM AND A LEG EXPENSIVE, BUT HE/SHE'S DESERVING OF IT TOO MUCH FOR A JERK LIKE THIS £25-50 HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT WILL BE NEEDED TO FIND A PRESENT? NOT MUCH TOO MUCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN I'VE A LOT, BUT IT'S WORTH IT FOR A LEGEND LIKE THIS NEARLY WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ON FIFA 15 BUY DON'T BUY THEM A THEM PRESENT PRESENT MORPH COSTUMES