Angry Birds Are Like Your Sex Life

C-SECTION COMICS PRESENTS: ANGRY BIRDS ARE LIKE YOURSEK EE BOOMERANG BIRD IS LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME BLUE BIRD IS LIKE TEENAGE SEX YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW EXACTLY TO HANDLE IT. YOU TRY TO BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SOMETIMES YOU HIT THE TARGET, BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, TAKE A CERTAIN DIRECTION AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. MOSTLY YOU MISS. %23 AAAARGH! YELLOW BIRD IS LIKE GOOD SEX BLACK BIRD IS LIKE LEGENDARY SEX YOU START SLOWLY, AND JUST AT THE STARTS PROMISING AND ENDS WITH AN RIGHT MOMENT YOU INCREASE YOUR EARTH SHATTERING EXPLOSION! PACE. CERTAIN HIT, TOTAL WIN! WHEEEEE!!! P00AI RED BIRD IS LIKE MARRIED SEX BIG RED IS LIKE MIDDLE AGE SEX PLAIN AND BASIC - YOU START, YOU SAME AS RED BIRD (MARRIED SEX), KEEP A STEADY PACE, YOU FINISH. THERE's ONLY YOURE FATTER. NOTHING EXCITING OR CHALLENGING HERE. BOOM. BOOM. WHITE BIRD IS LIKE OLD AGE SEX OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO MIGHTY EAGLE... AND THAT'S LIKE CLUMSY, FRIGHTENED, AND UNCERTAIN. YOU KNOW ITLL END AT BEST WITH AN GOING TO A PROSTITUTE UNTIMELY 'POP', AND MORE LIKELY IN A COMPLETE FAILURE TO HIT THE TARGET. SOME WOULD ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE, BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTED BY THE THOUGHT OF HAVING TO PAY FOR IT. $$$ шнOOPS! PLOP! C-SECTION COMICS - www.CSECTIONCOMICS.COM - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2011 e © 2011