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5 Stages of Drunkenness

5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Males vs. Females STAGE 1 Group bathroom trip "Where the HOT girls at?" "B*tch! OMG You're so skinny!" (Fixes makeup) Hi 5's s PIÇTURE all around TIME! STAGE 2 YYY Finds Potential Girl Meets cute guy ONTFAE TURNS SWAGGER Flips hair, sexy smile (More Pictures) (No shame dance moves) *PROFUSE* SWEATING STAGE 3 SHOTS! Gets Rejected... Sees Girl stealing (Looks for Fight) "Her Guy" "YOU TALKING SH*T?!" SH*T TALKS (Forgets about it) Alerts ALL bros "THIS IS MY (Fight doesn't happen) Sulks in anger SONG!" STAGE 4 MORE SHOTS! Standards Can't find friends Trips, drops purse... DROP Grabs on to ANYONE Confidence boosts "At least l'm not as drunk as HER" STAGE 5 x18 Deuble-Vision Texts_ex, m fine bro, CRIES Ix10 I got this" (Removes Heels) "I'm Gonna Puke... HOLD MY HAIR" VOMIT ING "YOLO!" SHOTS! “YOLO!" BLACKOUT RAGEHATS.COM 5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Males vs. Females STAGE 1 Group bathroom trip "Where the HOT girls at?" "B*tch! OMG You're so skinny!" (Fixes makeup) Hi 5's s PIÇTURE all around TIME! STAGE 2 YYY Finds Potential Girl Meets cute guy ONTFAE TURNS SWAGGER Flips hair, sexy smile (More Pictures) (No shame dance moves) *PROFUSE* SWEATING STAGE 3 SHOTS! Gets Rejected... Sees Girl stealing (Looks for Fight) "Her Guy" "YOU TALKING SH*T?!" SH*T TALKS (Forgets about it) Alerts ALL bros "THIS IS MY (Fight doesn't happen) Sulks in anger SONG!" STAGE 4 MORE SHOTS! Standards Can't find friends Trips, drops purse... DROP Grabs on to ANYONE Confidence boosts "At least l'm not as drunk as HER" STAGE 5 x18 Deuble-Vision Texts_ex, m fine bro, CRIES Ix10 I got this" (Removes Heels) "I'm Gonna Puke... HOLD MY HAIR" VOMIT ING "YOLO!" SHOTS! “YOLO!" BLACKOUT RAGEHATS.COM 5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Males vs. Females STAGE 1 Group bathroom trip "Where the HOT girls at?" "B*tch! OMG You're so skinny!" (Fixes makeup) Hi 5's s PIÇTURE all around TIME! STAGE 2 YYY Finds Potential Girl Meets cute guy ONTFAE TURNS SWAGGER Flips hair, sexy smile (More Pictures) (No shame dance moves) *PROFUSE* SWEATING STAGE 3 SHOTS! Gets Rejected... Sees Girl stealing (Looks for Fight) "Her Guy" "YOU TALKING SH*T?!" SH*T TALKS (Forgets about it) Alerts ALL bros "THIS IS MY (Fight doesn't happen) Sulks in anger SONG!" STAGE 4 MORE SHOTS! Standards Can't find friends Trips, drops purse... DROP Grabs on to ANYONE Confidence boosts "At least l'm not as drunk as HER" STAGE 5 x18 Deuble-Vision Texts_ex, m fine bro, CRIES Ix10 I got this" (Removes Heels) "I'm Gonna Puke... HOLD MY HAIR" VOMIT ING "YOLO!" SHOTS! “YOLO!" BLACKOUT RAGEHATS.COM 5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Males vs. Females STAGE 1 Group bathroom trip "Where the HOT girls at?" "B*tch! OMG You're so skinny!" (Fixes makeup) Hi 5's s PIÇTURE all around TIME! STAGE 2 YYY Finds Potential Girl Meets cute guy ONTFAE TURNS SWAGGER Flips hair, sexy smile (More Pictures) (No shame dance moves) *PROFUSE* SWEATING STAGE 3 SHOTS! Gets Rejected... Sees Girl stealing (Looks for Fight) "Her Guy" "YOU TALKING SH*T?!" SH*T TALKS (Forgets about it) Alerts ALL bros "THIS IS MY (Fight doesn't happen) Sulks in anger SONG!" STAGE 4 MORE SHOTS! Standards Can't find friends Trips, drops purse... DROP Grabs on to ANYONE Confidence boosts "At least l'm not as drunk as HER" STAGE 5 x18 Deuble-Vision Texts_ex, m fine bro, CRIES Ix10 I got this" (Removes Heels) "I'm Gonna Puke... HOLD MY HAIR" VOMIT ING "YOLO!" SHOTS! “YOLO!" BLACKOUT RAGEHATS.COM

5 Stages of Drunkenness

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The Five Stages of Drunkenness! Where do you fall - Absolutely hilarious.

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