Zombies Vs. Supermodels

Zombies vs. Supermodels Some groups of humans can be mistaken for zombies: the elderly, the homeless and especially the elderly homeless. But no group bears such an uncanny resemblance to the living dead as runway supermodels. With their emaciated bodies, pale skin and often horrendous makeup, these denizens of the catwalk have more in common with zombies than one might think. The following is a quick guide for answering the question, "Is that a supermodel or a zombie?" Supermodel Zombie Favorite food: Water, laxatives, cocaine Brains Body type: Skeletal Skeletal Suffers from: Anorexia, narcissism Everlasting death Strengths: Sex appeal Can eat your face Lifespan: Four years-from 18 to 22 Indefinite