Zombie vs Baby

ZOMBIE Durnst VS. BABY AN EXAMINATION OF ATTRIBUTES Sparse, messy head of hair Incomplete set of teeth Constant oral excretions Speaks in moans/screams Sharp, dirt-caked nails "Funk of 40,000 years" aroma | Insatiable, aggressive appetite Worn, ill-fitting clothes Clumsy, random motor skills Unstable, lurching walk General Attributes: Messy eater No sense of right and wrong Bent on destruction Keeps you awake at night in fear Can turn others into a zombie DAD howtobeadad.com