Zombie Survival Guide

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE STEP ONE: GET YOUR STUFF Is the imminent Zombie Apocalypse stressing you out? There is no need to panic. Okay - maybe just a little panic. But first things first, you need to be prepared when the Zombie outbreak commences. You will need supplies, shelter, communication, and weapon8. You will need to survive for a long period of time, and the first 72-hours going to be the most vital. FOOD 1 x 3600 Calorie Food Bar This food bar can be eaten without WATER FIRST AID 6 x Pouches of Water preparation, and has a 5-year shelf 1 x 8-Piece First Aid Kit 4 Adhesive Bandages, Purified emergency drinking water, life. 4.225 fluid oz, also has a 5-year 2 Gauze Sponges, and 2 Antiseptic Wipes shelf 1ife. 米 12 HOUR SURVIVAL KI EQUIPMENT CHECKLIST 11 se00 aorte Pand h ent ar vis Mylar anrgo IA 1x Fiantis Wtatie LIGHT SURVIVAL TOOLS 3 x Lightsticks E WATER 6" yellow lightsticks. A machete and an axe may seem glamorous in the movies, but we're trying 1 x Box Waterproof Matches Box of 40 safety matches. to SURVIVE here. 1 x 10 Function Survival Tool The 10 Different functions include: 1. Socket wrench (3 sizes), 2. Bottle 1 x Emergency Hammer Perfect for breaking glass, and/or opener, 3. Can opener, 4. Small blade with saw, 5. Plated screwdriver, escaping from your car. Can be used 6. Standard screwdriver, 7. Phillips to cut through seat belts, too! screwdriver, 8. Compass, 9. Magnifying glass, 10. Small ruler. 1 x Survival Bracelet WARMTH This stylieh and useful bracelet 1s held together by a clasp. Unravel 1 x Plastic Whistle 1 x Emergency Blanket Don't be stuck alone, easily grab the Made of myolar. Retains up to 90% the bracelet to use the 8-10 feet of attention of other nearby survivors! of body heat. Complete thermal paracord when you need it most. protection from rain AND snow. STEP TWO: FREAK. OUT. CONGRATULATIONS! Zombies are real and you were right. Unfortunately, those "friends" that made fun of you are most likely dragging one foot behind them and searching for brains at this point - 80 there is no time for gloating. Oh, well. Maybe next time. STEP THREE: OK, CALM DOWN STOP SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! It's time to evaluate. Have you thought about where you are going to live? Are you going to meet up with someone? Take a deep breath and start with a check-list. Here, I'11 help. (Seriously, chill out. Zombies are like bees, THEY CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR. ) ** v 72 Hour Zombie Survival Kit You will have your essentials until you can find your clan or bunker. v Cellphone Phone numbers, flashlight, Wikipedia, what else do you really need? V Extra set of car keys Don't scramble around. Have an extra car key in your survival kit. v Extra clothing (specifically underpants) Obvious. v Journal for taking notes Once your cellphone dies, you need to remember vital info. How to garden, etc. v At least one other person (i.e. your best friend, spouse, etc.) Don't go at this alone, soldier. ** This ie probably not true about bees or sombies. STEP FOUR: LEARN & PREPARE NOW YOU MUST LEARN, YOUNG.. ZOMBIE. GRASSHOPPER. Whatever. Now you must wait. You must study the Zombies. In the movies, a Zombie outbreak generally manifests itself as a virus, but this may not be the case when it actually happens. You can prep as much as you want beforehand, but when it comes down to it, you may have to relearn. Either way, there are certain things we can assume, and you should stock up on as much Zombie literature and film as you can. ZOMBIE FOOD PYRAMID VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE FO0D PYRAMID A Zombies diet consist mainly of brains. A Vegetarian Zombies diet consist mainly of grains. BEST WEAPON CHOICES WHAT ZOMBIES THINK ABOUT BRAINS CUMI LLATTUA LUNIVLIJE BRAINS GET YOUR VERY OWN 72 HOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT! EQUIPMENT CHECKLIST SURVIVALEKN AVAILABLE NOW ON: 1x Rrisr rgeste Fi FO0D E WATER a ebY www.facebook.com/72HourZombieSurvivalKit FOOD WARMTH * FIRST AID LIGHT', TOOLS WARMTH FIRST AID LIGHT TOOLS ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE STEP ONE: GET YOUR STUFF Is the imminent Zombie Apocalypse stressing you out? There is no need to panic. Okay - maybe just a little panic. But first things first, you need to be prepared when the Zombie outbreak commences. You will need supplies, shelter, communication, and weapon8. You will need to survive for a long period of time, and the first 72-hours going to be the most vital. FOOD 1 x 3600 Calorie Food Bar This food bar can be eaten without WATER FIRST AID 6 x Pouches of Water preparation, and has a 5-year shelf 1 x 8-Piece First Aid Kit 4 Adhesive Bandages, Purified emergency drinking water, life. 4.225 fluid oz, also has a 5-year 2 Gauze Sponges, and 2 Antiseptic Wipes shelf 1ife. 米 12 HOUR SURVIVAL KI EQUIPMENT CHECKLIST 11 se00 aorte Pand h ent ar vis Mylar anrgo IA 1x Fiantis Wtatie LIGHT SURVIVAL TOOLS 3 x Lightsticks E WATER 6" yellow lightsticks. A machete and an axe may seem glamorous in the movies, but we're trying 1 x Box Waterproof Matches Box of 40 safety matches. to SURVIVE here. 1 x 10 Function Survival Tool The 10 Different functions include: 1. Socket wrench (3 sizes), 2. Bottle 1 x Emergency Hammer Perfect for breaking glass, and/or opener, 3. Can opener, 4. Small blade with saw, 5. Plated screwdriver, escaping from your car. Can be used 6. Standard screwdriver, 7. Phillips to cut through seat belts, too! screwdriver, 8. Compass, 9. Magnifying glass, 10. Small ruler. 1 x Survival Bracelet WARMTH This stylieh and useful bracelet 1s held together by a clasp. Unravel 1 x Plastic Whistle 1 x Emergency Blanket Don't be stuck alone, easily grab the Made of myolar. Retains up to 90% the bracelet to use the 8-10 feet of attention of other nearby survivors! of body heat. Complete thermal paracord when you need it most. protection from rain AND snow. STEP TWO: FREAK. OUT. CONGRATULATIONS! Zombies are real and you were right. Unfortunately, those "friends" that made fun of you are most likely dragging one foot behind them and searching for brains at this point - 80 there is no time for gloating. Oh, well. Maybe next time. STEP THREE: OK, CALM DOWN STOP SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! It's time to evaluate. Have you thought about where you are going to live? Are you going to meet up with someone? Take a deep breath and start with a check-list. Here, I'11 help. (Seriously, chill out. Zombies are like bees, THEY CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR. ) ** v 72 Hour Zombie Survival Kit You will have your essentials until you can find your clan or bunker. v Cellphone Phone numbers, flashlight, Wikipedia, what else do you really need? V Extra set of car keys Don't scramble around. Have an extra car key in your survival kit. v Extra clothing (specifically underpants) Obvious. v Journal for taking notes Once your cellphone dies, you need to remember vital info. How to garden, etc. v At least one other person (i.e. your best friend, spouse, etc.) Don't go at this alone, soldier. ** This ie probably not true about bees or sombies. STEP FOUR: LEARN & PREPARE NOW YOU MUST LEARN, YOUNG.. ZOMBIE. GRASSHOPPER. Whatever. Now you must wait. You must study the Zombies. In the movies, a Zombie outbreak generally manifests itself as a virus, but this may not be the case when it actually happens. You can prep as much as you want beforehand, but when it comes down to it, you may have to relearn. Either way, there are certain things we can assume, and you should stock up on as much Zombie literature and film as you can. ZOMBIE FOOD PYRAMID VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE FO0D PYRAMID A Zombies diet consist mainly of brains. A Vegetarian Zombies diet consist mainly of grains. BEST WEAPON CHOICES WHAT ZOMBIES THINK ABOUT BRAINS CUMI LLATTUA LUNIVLIJE BRAINS GET YOUR VERY OWN 72 HOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT! EQUIPMENT CHECKLIST SURVIVALEKN AVAILABLE NOW ON: 1x Rrisr rgeste Fi FO0D E WATER a ebY www.facebook.com/72HourZombieSurvivalKit FOOD WARMTH * FIRST AID LIGHT', TOOLS WARMTH FIRST AID LIGHT TOOLS