The Wonderful World of Booze

THE Wondosfal WORLD OF BOOZE ALCOHOL HAS A VERY Long AND Lustrous HISTORY.. BOOZE HAS EXISTED FOR ABOUT 10,000 YEARS! 10,000BC 6,000BC 1876AD BEER INVENTED WINE INVENTED BUDWEISER CREATED The oldest recipe in the world is an ancient Babylonian recipe for beer! (Being so smart, they also left a book of iaws for regulating bars) THE FIRST LAWS TO CURB CONSUMPTION APPEARED IN 16TH CENTURY ENGLAND. Wy? TOO MANY HUNG OVER PEASANTS AND DRUNKEN SAILORS! L English sailors were often given a full gallon of beer a day for ration! SKIPPING AHEAD TO Coday.. THE BEER INDUSTRY: 50% EUROPE 25% AMERICA 25% OTHER SALES U.S. TAX REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL $5.6 BILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEXAS THE SINGLE STATE OF TEXAS PROVIDES 13% OF THE ENTIRE $735M COUNTRY'S REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL TAXES! WHO'S Oinking THE MOST BEER? Czech Republic 39.6 gallons Ireland 32.9 gallons Germany 30.9 gallons USA 21.7 gallons Russia 19.9 gallons China 7.6 gallons Thanks to the 1.3 billion citizens, CHINA is actually the number one consumer of beer overall. Naturally ALL THAT BOOZE CAUSES SOME PROBLEMS.. LOOK AT Russia. 40% of the alcohol sold there illicit! V CHEAP V VIRTUALLY EVERYWHERE V CAUSES BLINDNESS VMAY BE FATAL 15,000 DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS A YEAR! * 2X MORE THAN AMERICA * 30X MORE THAN ENGLAND Perhaps Russia should implement these DUI punishments.. * IN TURKEY: You are driven 12 miles out of town and forced to walk back * IN NORWAY: Any offense could net you a lifetime driving ban * IN COSTA RICA: You lose your car's registration (they Niteraly take the plates from you) * IN SAUDI ARABIA: You can get a lashing AND OF COURSE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT ahatAND C. * 4 out of 5 of first sexual occurrences happen under the influence of alcohol. * 1 out of 2 "random" sexual encounters involve alcohol. * 2 out of 3 STDS are transferred while someone is drunk. * 1 out of 5 people under 24 had sex they regret. * 1 out of 7 drunken encounters don't use protection. * 1 out of 10 people fail to remember details of the drunken hook up the next day. CITATIONS Sowww.peua AMCGEDonCHO UNOLSTEY.CUDEHTH boo CouiTH LOLHTHL CADO/TRISO HTPWWW.A ACENG0-OWALBFOY SLCOMOLSALECON OH KNHAROUE.ALCOM AND P CARACION bcoe sTALLVIORLIWDIN wwwmemA CnENCOUNDrOEEHE eee HEEER ALTW.CO WADOUNBLTRACToooce 0etoecoo- tonncmeaccosnaoe A coioe orporevra HTwwwortoAH $450 BILLION TOTAL! 38 BILLION GALLONS SOLD THE Wondosfal WORLD OF BOOZE ALCOHOL HAS A VERY Long AND Lustrous HISTORY.. BOOZE HAS EXISTED FOR ABOUT 10,000 YEARS! 10,000BC 6,000BC 1876AD BEER INVENTED WINE INVENTED BUDWEISER CREATED The oldest recipe in the world is an ancient Babylonian recipe for beer! (Being so smart, they also left a book of iaws for regulating bars) THE FIRST LAWS TO CURB CONSUMPTION APPEARED IN 16TH CENTURY ENGLAND. Wy? TOO MANY HUNG OVER PEASANTS AND DRUNKEN SAILORS! L English sailors were often given a full gallon of beer a day for ration! SKIPPING AHEAD TO Coday.. THE BEER INDUSTRY: 50% EUROPE 25% AMERICA 25% OTHER SALES U.S. TAX REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL $5.6 BILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEXAS THE SINGLE STATE OF TEXAS PROVIDES 13% OF THE ENTIRE $735M COUNTRY'S REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL TAXES! WHO'S Oinking THE MOST BEER? Czech Republic 39.6 gallons Ireland 32.9 gallons Germany 30.9 gallons USA 21.7 gallons Russia 19.9 gallons China 7.6 gallons Thanks to the 1.3 billion citizens, CHINA is actually the number one consumer of beer overall. Naturally ALL THAT BOOZE CAUSES SOME PROBLEMS.. LOOK AT Russia. 40% of the alcohol sold there illicit! V CHEAP V VIRTUALLY EVERYWHERE V CAUSES BLINDNESS VMAY BE FATAL 15,000 DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS A YEAR! * 2X MORE THAN AMERICA * 30X MORE THAN ENGLAND Perhaps Russia should implement these DUI punishments.. * IN TURKEY: You are driven 12 miles out of town and forced to walk back * IN NORWAY: Any offense could net you a lifetime driving ban * IN COSTA RICA: You lose your car's registration (they Niteraly take the plates from you) * IN SAUDI ARABIA: You can get a lashing AND OF COURSE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT ahatAND C. * 4 out of 5 of first sexual occurrences happen under the influence of alcohol. * 1 out of 2 "random" sexual encounters involve alcohol. * 2 out of 3 STDS are transferred while someone is drunk. * 1 out of 5 people under 24 had sex they regret. * 1 out of 7 drunken encounters don't use protection. * 1 out of 10 people fail to remember details of the drunken hook up the next day. CITATIONS Sowww.peua UNOLSTEY.CUDEHTH LOLHTHL HTPWWW.A wwwmemA HTwwwortoAH $450 BILLION TOTAL! 38 BILLION GALLONS SOLD THE Wondosfal WORLD OF BOOZE ALCOHOL HAS A VERY Long AND Lustrous HISTORY.. BOOZE HAS EXISTED FOR ABOUT 10,000 YEARS! 10,000BC 6,000BC 1876AD BEER INVENTED WINE INVENTED BUDWEISER CREATED The oldest recipe in the world is an ancient Babylonian recipe for beer! (Being so smart, they also left a book of iaws for regulating bars) THE FIRST LAWS TO CURB CONSUMPTION APPEARED IN 16TH CENTURY ENGLAND. Wy? TOO MANY HUNG OVER PEASANTS AND DRUNKEN SAILORS! L English sailors were often given a full gallon of beer a day for ration! SKIPPING AHEAD TO Coday.. THE BEER INDUSTRY: 50% EUROPE 25% AMERICA 25% OTHER SALES U.S. TAX REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL $5.6 BILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEXAS THE SINGLE STATE OF TEXAS PROVIDES 13% OF THE ENTIRE $735M COUNTRY'S REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL TAXES! WHO'S Oinking THE MOST BEER? Czech Republic 39.6 gallons Ireland 32.9 gallons Germany 30.9 gallons USA 21.7 gallons Russia 19.9 gallons China 7.6 gallons Thanks to the 1.3 billion citizens, CHINA is actually the number one consumer of beer overall. Naturally ALL THAT BOOZE CAUSES SOME PROBLEMS.. LOOK AT Russia. 40% of the alcohol sold there illicit! V CHEAP V VIRTUALLY EVERYWHERE V CAUSES BLINDNESS VMAY BE FATAL 15,000 DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS A YEAR! * 2X MORE THAN AMERICA * 30X MORE THAN ENGLAND Perhaps Russia should implement these DUI punishments.. * IN TURKEY: You are driven 12 miles out of town and forced to walk back * IN NORWAY: Any offense could net you a lifetime driving ban * IN COSTA RICA: You lose your car's registration (they Niteraly take the plates from you) * IN SAUDI ARABIA: You can get a lashing AND OF COURSE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT ahatAND C. * 4 out of 5 of first sexual occurrences happen under the influence of alcohol. * 1 out of 2 "random" sexual encounters involve alcohol. * 2 out of 3 STDS are transferred while someone is drunk. * 1 out of 5 people under 24 had sex they regret. * 1 out of 7 drunken encounters don't use protection. * 1 out of 10 people fail to remember details of the drunken hook up the next day. CITATIONS Sowww.peua UNOLSTEY.CUDEHTH LOLHTHL HTPWWW.A wwwmemA HTwwwortoAH $450 BILLION TOTAL! 38 BILLION GALLONS SOLD THE Wondosfal WORLD OF BOOZE ALCOHOL HAS A VERY Long AND Lustrous HISTORY.. BOOZE HAS EXISTED FOR ABOUT 10,000 YEARS! 10,000BC 6,000BC 1876AD BEER INVENTED WINE INVENTED BUDWEISER CREATED The oldest recipe in the world is an ancient Babylonian recipe for beer! (Being so smart, they also left a book of iaws for regulating bars) THE FIRST LAWS TO CURB CONSUMPTION APPEARED IN 16TH CENTURY ENGLAND. Wy? TOO MANY HUNG OVER PEASANTS AND DRUNKEN SAILORS! L English sailors were often given a full gallon of beer a day for ration! SKIPPING AHEAD TO Coday.. THE BEER INDUSTRY: 50% EUROPE 25% AMERICA 25% OTHER SALES U.S. TAX REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL $5.6 BILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEXAS THE SINGLE STATE OF TEXAS PROVIDES 13% OF THE ENTIRE $735M COUNTRY'S REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL TAXES! WHO'S Oinking THE MOST BEER? Czech Republic 39.6 gallons Ireland 32.9 gallons Germany 30.9 gallons USA 21.7 gallons Russia 19.9 gallons China 7.6 gallons Thanks to the 1.3 billion citizens, CHINA is actually the number one consumer of beer overall. Naturally ALL THAT BOOZE CAUSES SOME PROBLEMS.. LOOK AT Russia. 40% of the alcohol sold there illicit! V CHEAP V VIRTUALLY EVERYWHERE V CAUSES BLINDNESS VMAY BE FATAL 15,000 DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS A YEAR! * 2X MORE THAN AMERICA * 30X MORE THAN ENGLAND Perhaps Russia should implement these DUI punishments.. * IN TURKEY: You are driven 12 miles out of town and forced to walk back * IN NORWAY: Any offense could net you a lifetime driving ban * IN COSTA RICA: You lose your car's registration (they Niteraly take the plates from you) * IN SAUDI ARABIA: You can get a lashing AND OF COURSE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT ahatAND C. * 4 out of 5 of first sexual occurrences happen under the influence of alcohol. * 1 out of 2 "random" sexual encounters involve alcohol. * 2 out of 3 STDS are transferred while someone is drunk. * 1 out of 5 people under 24 had sex they regret. * 1 out of 7 drunken encounters don't use protection. * 1 out of 10 people fail to remember details of the drunken hook up the next day. CITATIONS Sowww.peua UNOLSTEY.CUDEHTH LOLHTHL HTPWWW.A wwwmemA HTwwwortoAH $450 BILLION TOTAL! 38 BILLION GALLONS SOLD THE Wondosfal WORLD OF BOOZE ALCOHOL HAS A VERY Long AND Lustrous HISTORY.. BOOZE HAS EXISTED FOR ABOUT 10,000 YEARS! 10,000BC 6,000BC 1876AD BEER INVENTED WINE INVENTED BUDWEISER CREATED The oldest recipe in the world is an ancient Babylonian recipe for beer! (Being so smart, they also left a book of iaws for regulating bars) THE FIRST LAWS TO CURB CONSUMPTION APPEARED IN 16TH CENTURY ENGLAND. Wy? TOO MANY HUNG OVER PEASANTS AND DRUNKEN SAILORS! L English sailors were often given a full gallon of beer a day for ration! SKIPPING AHEAD TO Coday.. THE BEER INDUSTRY: 50% EUROPE 25% AMERICA 25% OTHER SALES U.S. TAX REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL $5.6 BILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEXAS THE SINGLE STATE OF TEXAS PROVIDES 13% OF THE ENTIRE $735M COUNTRY'S REVENUE FROM ALCOHOL TAXES! WHO'S Oinking THE MOST BEER? Czech Republic 39.6 gallons Ireland 32.9 gallons Germany 30.9 gallons USA 21.7 gallons Russia 19.9 gallons China 7.6 gallons Thanks to the 1.3 billion citizens, CHINA is actually the number one consumer of beer overall. Naturally ALL THAT BOOZE CAUSES SOME PROBLEMS.. LOOK AT Russia. 40% of the alcohol sold there illicit! V CHEAP V VIRTUALLY EVERYWHERE V CAUSES BLINDNESS VMAY BE FATAL 15,000 DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS A YEAR! * 2X MORE THAN AMERICA * 30X MORE THAN ENGLAND Perhaps Russia should implement these DUI punishments.. * IN TURKEY: You are driven 12 miles out of town and forced to walk back * IN NORWAY: Any offense could net you a lifetime driving ban * IN COSTA RICA: You lose your car's registration (they Niteraly take the plates from you) * IN SAUDI ARABIA: You can get a lashing AND OF COURSE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT ahatAND C. * 4 out of 5 of first sexual occurrences happen under the influence of alcohol. * 1 out of 2 "random" sexual encounters involve alcohol. * 2 out of 3 STDS are transferred while someone is drunk. * 1 out of 5 people under 24 had sex they regret. * 1 out of 7 drunken encounters don't use protection. * 1 out of 10 people fail to remember details of the drunken hook up the next day. CITATIONS Sowww.peua UNOLSTEY.CUDEHTH LOLHTHL HTPWWW.A wwwmemA HTwwwortoAH $450 BILLION TOTAL! 38 BILLION GALLONS SOLD