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WHY MUMS AND DADS ARE SUPERHEROES WITHOUT THE CAPES

.. • • . bonzabrats CHY MUMS AD DADS ARE SUPERHEROES MITHALT THE CAPES wwW.BONZABRATS.COM.AU • . • . . • • . • •. REASONS YoUR MUMS AND DADS ARE FAR FROM ORDINARY M MUMS M DADS GREAT CHEFS. SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH. DADS CAN LIFT HEAVY EQUIPMENT AND EVEN THE FRIDGE IF MUM MUMS HAVE THE FRIDGES PACKED WITH FOOD FOR THE WEEK AND MENU IS ASKED HIM TO. ALREADY LAID OUT TOO. MULTI-TASKERS. YOUR MUM CAN DO PEACEKEEPERS. DADS WOULD RATHER DIFFERENT TASKS AT THE SAME REMAIN SILENT THAN ARGUE WITH MUMS. THEY LIKE TO KEEP PEACE TIME SUCH AS COOK THE DINNER WHILE MOPPING THE FLOOR. INSIDE THE HOUSE. MORPHERS. BRAINS WITH GPS. THEY'RE IN PYJAMAS AT WHEN TRAVELLING, EXPECT DADS HOME. WITH RED LIPSTICKS WILL ALWAYS GET YOu TO AND STILETTOS ON, THE RIGHT DESTINATION. THEY LOOK LIKE A MILLION THEY THINK IN 3D. BUCKS FOR WORK MIRACLE WORKER. FROM CARPENTRY TO MAGICIANS. DOCTORS NEED TO USE LOTS AND LOTS OF MEDICINES TO PLUMBING, DADS SOMEHOW HAVE TREAT ILLNESSES. MUMS ACQUIRED THET ALENT TO FIX ONLY NEED TO GIVE KISSES ALMOST ANYTHING AND HUGS. BAT-LIKE EARS. WHEN THE BABY IS CRYING DISTRACTION TACTICS MASTER. TODDLERS THROWING TEMPER ORKIDS FIGHTING, MUMS TANTRUMS ARE NO MATCH WILL BE ON THE SPOT RIGHT TO DADS' GOOFY FACES. AW AY BECAUSE THEY USU ALLY HEAR FIRST. X-RAY VISION. SPACE SAVER. MUMS' EYES CAN SEE IT ALL WHEN ARRANGING A ROAD TRIP, AND EVEN SPOT A SMALL TINY DADS HAYE THE ABILITY TO DOT ON YOUR WHITE SHIRT. SQUEEZE IN EVERYBODYS BAG INSIDE THE TRUNK. SIXTH SENSE. SUPERSONIC VOICE. THEY JUST KNOW WHAT THEY DADS' VOICES CAN TRAVEL LIKE KNOW WHEN SOMETHING A THUNDER AND REACH THE IS W RONG, THEIR MOTHERS NEIGHBOURS HOUSE WHEN KIDS INTUITION KICKS IN. REFUSE TO COME HOME. AUGUST 23 23 EVENTS PLANNER. KID'S PARTIES AND GATHERINGS ARE MUMS' TURF. SPORTS HEROES. THEY HAVE BEEN PLAYING BASKETBALL AND BASEBALL THEY HAYE IT RIGHT AS KIDS AND THUS MAKE THE F ANT ASTIC COACHES. DOWN TO THE INVITATION UP TO THE BIRT HDAY CAKE. ALSO, IT IS NOT UNCOMMON TO HAVE ULTRA SUPERHERO PARENTS WHO CAN DO EVERYTHING OUTLINED ABOVE, DESPITE GENDER AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME! RESOURCES: www.BONZABRATS.COM.AU HTTPS://SHINE.Y AHOO.COM/PARENTING/1o-SUPERMOM- STRENGTHS-MOMS-212100879.HTML HTTP://www.MODERNMOM.COM/CD4813AA-383E-11E3-BE8A- BC764E04A41E.HTML HTTP://NATURALPAPA.COM/FATHERHOOD/7-ESSENTIAL- SUPERPOWERS-FOR-DADS/ HTTP://www.ANDYBARLOWBLOG.COM/?P=1654

WHY MUMS AND DADS ARE SUPERHEROES WITHOUT THE CAPES

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