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Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny use the Chimney

WHY DOESN'T THE EASTER BUNNY USE THE CHIMNEY STRAIGHT FROM THE RABBIT'S MOUTH 00 HIS EXCLUSIVE EXCUSES! E His whiskers are more sensitive than Santa's. He does not want to be mistaken for a chocolate bunny by going down the chimney and getting his fur dark with soot. 3. A fastidious fellow, he doesn't like to get his fur dirty. -4 Bunny Fur dry cleaning is very expensive! n wNY - NI Y - Y -IY - MIun 5. He suffers from SantaClaustrophobia, the fear of being stuck in a chimney. 00 2 out of 3 eggs cracked from deliveries at high altitudes. BUNNY Chocolate Easter eggs melt at the slightest warm temperature, whereas Christmas candy canes do not. 昌 LOGISTICS STUDY Research has shown 54% of bunnies that have used the "chimney route" have been captured to be domesticated by small children. 88888 RESEARCH RESULTS IT'S JUST NOT LOGICAL! Research Findings from the Easter Bunny Heritage Foundation www.easterbunnyheritagefoundation.com IT'S THE LAW THE ONLY WAY SANTA BEATS HIM TO THE CHIMNEY? WITH THE LAW! TM STMAS SANTA CLAUS EXCLUSIVEi Santa is a patent troll and has threatened to sue Santa Claus owns the rights to using chimneys for special holidays. Chimney delivery services are trademarked by Santa. the Easter Bunny over patent infringement. EVEN THE EASTER BUNNY KNOWS BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH THE LAW The Easter Bunny avoids fireplaces because he is allergic to smoke. RABBIT HEALTH Lucky rabbit's foot syndrome can be caused by high ash exposure. FACTORS AND RISKS! Bunny health insurance is too expensive for a self-employed bunny. BUNNY HEALTHCARE HE HAS MAGICAL POWERS, SO WHY IN THE HECK WOULD HE USE A CHIMNEY? SPECIAL EASTER BUNNY SUPER 00 He has the magic Easter Bunny key that opens any door lock. POWERS MAGIC RABBIT EB He's faster than a speeding beagle! He hops tall buildings in a single bound! TF HCL Holiday Characters As part of the Holiday Characters League, he has super powers. EB League Brought to you by FireplaceMall.com, proud supporters the Easter Bunny Heritage Foundation References: http://easterbunnyheritagefoundation.com http://www.fireplacemall.com/blog/2013/03/easter-bunny-fireplace-myths 中 ) 国 RVICES SER CHRIST WHY DOESN'T THE EASTER BUNNY USE THE CHIMNEY STRAIGHT FROM THE RABBIT'S MOUTH 00 HIS EXCLUSIVE EXCUSES! E His whiskers are more sensitive than Santa's. He does not want to be mistaken for a chocolate bunny by going down the chimney and getting his fur dark with soot. 3. A fastidious fellow, he doesn't like to get his fur dirty. -4 Bunny Fur dry cleaning is very expensive! n wNY - NI Y - Y -IY - MIun 5. He suffers from SantaClaustrophobia, the fear of being stuck in a chimney. 00 2 out of 3 eggs cracked from deliveries at high altitudes. BUNNY Chocolate Easter eggs melt at the slightest warm temperature, whereas Christmas candy canes do not. 昌 LOGISTICS STUDY Research has shown 54% of bunnies that have used the "chimney route" have been captured to be domesticated by small children. 88888 RESEARCH RESULTS IT'S JUST NOT LOGICAL! Research Findings from the Easter Bunny Heritage Foundation www.easterbunnyheritagefoundation.com IT'S THE LAW THE ONLY WAY SANTA BEATS HIM TO THE CHIMNEY? WITH THE LAW! TM STMAS SANTA CLAUS EXCLUSIVEi Santa is a patent troll and has threatened to sue Santa Claus owns the rights to using chimneys for special holidays. Chimney delivery services are trademarked by Santa. the Easter Bunny over patent infringement. EVEN THE EASTER BUNNY KNOWS BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH THE LAW The Easter Bunny avoids fireplaces because he is allergic to smoke. RABBIT HEALTH Lucky rabbit's foot syndrome can be caused by high ash exposure. FACTORS AND RISKS! Bunny health insurance is too expensive for a self-employed bunny. BUNNY HEALTHCARE HE HAS MAGICAL POWERS, SO WHY IN THE HECK WOULD HE USE A CHIMNEY? SPECIAL EASTER BUNNY SUPER 00 He has the magic Easter Bunny key that opens any door lock. POWERS MAGIC RABBIT EB He's faster than a speeding beagle! He hops tall buildings in a single bound! TF HCL Holiday Characters As part of the Holiday Characters League, he has super powers. EB League Brought to you by FireplaceMall.com, proud supporters the Easter Bunny Heritage Foundation References: http://easterbunnyheritagefoundation.com http://www.fireplacemall.com/blog/2013/03/easter-bunny-fireplace-myths 中 ) 国 RVICES SER CHRIST

Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny use the Chimney

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Funniest Easter Bunny IG Ever! Learn the facts you didn´t know about this peculiar Bunny and how he prefers to deliver his candy.

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