When Hangover Happens

number of photos on facebook from last night that need de-tagging STAGES OF A DOES NOT GET HUNG 23% HANGOVER OVER AFTER DRINKING Genetics some people are genetically lucky I think I might still be drunk. COLD SHOWER GOURMANDIA amount of time spent washing club stamps off your hand when it comes to hangovers Oh god, I'm never drinking again! THE THEORY: Abruptly jolts your mind into alertness. www.Gourmetrecipe.com SIMILAR TO: A hard slap in the face, but ten times as excruciating. Why am I covered in bruises? 80 80%-90% of alcohol metabolizes in the liver, a process that kills liver cells THE PROBLEM: No, nevermind, this is the last thing anyone with a hangover wants to do. Someone should bring a McDonalds to my bed. Weight the less one weighs the more that person will feel the effects and the after effects of alcohol THE RESULT: Pussying out and having a hot shower. NEXT TIME: Setting up an ice bath, spontane- ously jumping in, catching hypothermia. I'm starting to feel human again. 15 5%-15% of alcohol is expelled in the breath and urine Common Symptoms Same again tonight When About 5% of alcohol is not metabolized and leaves the body after 7-12 hours HANGOVER I Weakness Loss of appetite happens. ALCOHOL CONSUMERS IN PERCENTAGES 75% 75% of alcohol consumers have expe- rienced a hangover at least once. Diarrhea Fatigue 25% 25% of college students feel the symptoms weekly. 15% 15% have one at least every month. Trembling Nausea