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What Your Beer Says About You

PILSNER LIGHT LAGER DARK ALE YOU'RE EFFICIENT PND YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE AND CANTANKEROUS, HIDING A HEART OF GOLD DIRECT, NEVER TAKING TIME TO EXPLORE. YOU MAY NOT EVEN READ THE REST OF THIS. YOU HAVE A LOT OF GUILT STORED UP AND YOUR BEST DAYS ARE BEHIND YOU. HOPPY INDIA PALE ALE AMBER ALE YOU EMBRACE CHANGE AND CONSTANTLY SEEK TO OVERCOME YOURSELF. JUST AS NIETZSCHE WANTED. THE AMBER IS AN ESCAPE FROM YOUR BLAND HISTORY AND ACCEPTANCE OF THE BOLDER YOU. BROWN ALE LAGER YOU FEEL NO ONE RESPECTS YOU SINCE THE WAR. YOU DRINK THIS IN-BETWEEN FIGHTS PUMPKIN ALE STOUT WHAT YOUR STYLE OF BEER SAYS LET'S DATE. YOU'VE GROWN THICK SKIN, AND COULD PROBABLY BATTLE SMALLER SPECIES OF BEARS. воск ABOUT YOU OATMEAL STOUT YOU APPEAR SOFT LIKE A STUFFED TEDDY, BUT COULD WIN AN ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. YOU HAVE THE CLASS OF JAMES BOND BUT THE HABITS OF A DRUNK MOTHER AT A FAMILY GATHERING. BITTER CREAM ALE YOU ARE ACTUALLY FAIRLY POSITIVE OVERALL, WHEN YOU'RE NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR EX OF COURSE. YOU DO THAT A LOT UNFORTUNATELY. YOUR DISREGARD FOR YOUR HEALTH IS ADMIRABLE IF NOT A BURDEN ON OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. WHEAT BEER BLONDE FRUIT WHEAT YOU'RE A NATURALIST IN EVERY WAY. YOU'RE PROBABLY NAKED AS YOU READ THIS. YOU WEAR UNCONVENTIONAL HATS. THAT IS ALL. YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF WHAT OTHERS THINK OF YOU. Bite.ca

What Your Beer Says About You

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What Your Style of Beer Says About You: This fun graphic looks deep into your soul and really shows what your beer of choice says about your character.

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Bite.ca

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Steve Adams

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beer alcohol

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Food
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