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What Not to Wear to Stores

WHAO WEARSTORES TO not Customers mistake other customers for retail employees all the time. Everyone has had a stranger ask them where something is at one point or another. Here's a quick guide of what to expect if you accidentally wear a store's uniform while shopping. STORE : TARGET What They Sell: General merchandise What You're Wearing: Red shirt and a frown What They Might Ask You: "Hi, I'm looking for light bulbs, peanut butter, and.where are your greeting cards?" STORE : BEST BUY What They Sell: What You're Wearing: Blue polo, khakis, and an unsettling smile Electronics What They Might Ask You: "Do you have that new war game? My son really wants it, but I can't remember the name. Do you know which one I'm talking about?" STORE : WALMART What You're Wearing: What They Sell: General merchandise Blue vest and an empty stare What They Might Ask You: "Is there a McDonald's at this location?" STORE : URBAN OUTFITTERS What They Sell: What You're Wearing: Clothes, accessories, books Tattoos What They Might Ask You: "Where are your tight-fitting sweaters and skinny jeans?" STORE : NORDSTROM What You're Wearing: What They Sell: Clothing and accessories Cocktail attire and a sneer What They Might Ask You: "Why is this Obey shirt $80?" STORE : MACY'S What They Sell: Clothing and accessories What You're Wearing: Argyle sweater and a blank expression What They Might Ask You: "Are any of the expensive jeans discounted?" STORE : HOME DEPOT What They Sell: Home improvement tools and supplies What You're Wearing: Orange apron and denim shorts What They Might Ask You: "Tm trying to fix my kitchen. Can you point me in the right direction?" STORE : COSTCO What You're Wearing: What They Sell: Food, home goods, etc. Red vest and shape-Ups What They Might Ask You: "Where's your Top Ramen? I need 600 packages." STORE : APPLE What They Sell: What You're Wearing: Blue shirt and Vans/Toms Electronics What They Might Ask You: "Can I buy an iPhone here?" STORE : HOT TOPIC What They Sell: Clothing, accessories, etc. What You're Wearing: Dyed hair, piercings and apathy What They Might Ask You: "Do you guys have any shirts of that one Internet joke from a few months ago?" Be careful what you wear to the stores you love, or you might have to run a price check. Hallway hallway.com/companies

What Not to Wear to Stores

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Customer's mistake other customers for retail employees all the time. Everyone has had a stranger ask them where something is at one point or another. Here's a quick guide of what to expect if you acc...

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