What It Costs to Get Cosmetic Surgery

WHAT IT COSTS to get Cosmetic Surgery (AND THE AWESOME STUFF YOU COULD BUY INSTEAD) Turns out admission to the Fountain of Youth is not cheap. We won't judge you if you decide to "freshen up," but consider the options you could purchase for a similar price. Just sayin'. savin'.. (Cosmetic surgery prices based on 2010 figures from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.) Lose the man boobs Get a (gynecomastia) Kardashian butt (clinical term is "buttock augmentation") $3,013 or or money down AND one year's lease On a car 70" flat- TV -screen for your man cave $6,231 o Be like Joan Rivers (facelift) a non-stop, round-trip flight to Reme + a week's stay at a five-star hotel Americans underwent 13.1 million cosmetic procedures in 2010, a 5% increase from the previous year.* AA Boost the boobies (or "breast augmentation," If you want to be fancy) or $3,351 5 pairs Christian Louboutin leather pumps For women, breast augmentation surgery is most popular. In 2008 alone, about 840 boob jobs were done daily. * That's like a boob a minute! or Six-pack express (tummy tuck) $5,130 meet twice weekly with a personal trainertor a year $4,676 Shrink the schnoz (nose job) Cover the dome $4,306 (hair transplant) or or get a pair of endzone tickets to the 2012 Superbowl 8 UNICEE gater pumps for a росд thind-world community, where the people will certainly not judge you or your nose or "Correct" your jaw like Bristol Palin (chin augmentation) aldiamond bracelet from Tiffany's $2,000 Guys get surgery, too. What's the most popular surgery for him besides rhinoplasty? Eyelid surgery. Radiesse (wrinkle remover) spoyesor tao children or Tfor an entire vear $650 through the Save The Children Foundation $475 Botox $373 Collagen injections or or wreekly hour-long massages 10z weeks (plus tip) fora month of a daile venti-sized Starbucks latte fix But Wait, There's More! Opt for collagen that comes from a pig or a cow and save an average of $7 per treatment! Suun-weeet! -Barbara Bellesi spabeauty www.spabeautyschools.com *American Society of Plastic Surgery Source:http://www.plasticsurgery.org/Documents/news-resources/statistics/2010-statisticss/Top-Level/ 2010-US-cosmetic-reconstructive-plastic-surgery-minimally-invasive-statistics2.pdf