What To Do When The Internet Is Down?
1 Accept the fact that the Internet is down.
In case you’re stealing your neighbors WiFi
2 Try to remember their birthdays and use those dates as passwords.
Try using a frying pan to strengthen the Wi-Fi signal.
3 Call your Internet provider and yell at them at the top of your lungs.
4 Call each friend that uses the same provider and ask if their Internet is down as well.
5 Click F5 repeatedly.
6 Paint your feelings.
7 Go outside, face an instant confusion and disorientation by the real world, and realize that you really, REALLY need Internet.
8 Ask Morgan Freeman: “Why me?!?”
9 Pace back and forth nervously.
10 Look at yourself in the mirror, and start weeping desperately.
11 Be thankful for 3G tethering.
12 “Read” a book.
13 Watch TV, and give thumbs-up when you like something.
14 Check your ACTUAL mailbox.
15 Play a movie, totally annoyed and dissatisfied.
16 Sit down and think about the meaning of life.