Visual Jokes: Volume 1

#VisualJokes volume 1 Illustrated by Visual.ly Illustrators S. Im at the WAILING WALL, standing there. like a MORON, with HARPOON. "A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out wha+ a can of Pepsi will Cost in 2020." • Emo Phillips • Rich Hau Antonio Ortega visual.ly/users/ortegaant Rose Sicard visual.ly/users/waywardandsons "I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the All te Landy lo ade 1911- Renaissance." was made in Lewis Black STEVEN WRIGHT Jacopo Ferretti visual.ly/users/jacopoferretti Gerardo Obieta visual.ly/users/gobieta I WENT TO THE ZO0 THE OTHER DAY, THERE WAS ONLY ONE DOG IN IT. 1 SAW THIS WINO, HE WAS EATING GRAPES! it was a shitzu I WAS LIKE: DUDE, YOU HAVE TO WAIT! Mitch Hedberg Felecia Wolff visual.ly/users/feleciawolff llias Sounas visual.ly/users/sounas JACK HANDY DAD ALWAYS THOUGHT LAUGHTER WAS THE BEST MEDICINE... CAN'T EAT IF YOU NUTS DAD MAYBE,JUST MAYBE YOU'RE TO SUPPOSED ...WHICH I GUESS IS WHY SEVERAL OF US DIED OF TUBERCULOSIS. RI.P. Louis CK Boris Benko visual.ly/users/borisbenko Niege Borges visual.ly/users/niegeborges 66 You know, somebody actually "I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but complimented me on my driving today. she uses a smoke alarm as a timer" Bob Monkhouse They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine' So that was Nice. Time Vine COSMOPOL David Wildish - Flokk Creative visual.ly/users/dwildish #VisuallyTopJokes When I was a little be "I will never understand why they cook on TV. I CANT Smell it, CANT eat it, CANT a taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, Well, here it is. You cant have any. Thanks for watching Goodbye" Tused to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised, the Lord, -Jerry Seinfeld in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. Soljust stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Phillips Lorena Guerra visual.ly/users/ellohdesign Lee Glynn visual.ly/users/lglynn O DIE