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Ultimate list of 10 roommates to avoid

THE 10 ROOMMATES YOU SHOULD AVOID THE CHATTERBOX They talk nonstop no matter what you are doing making it impossible for you to work. If not to you, they are talking on phone at volume levels far above what is acceptable. Be alert and notice how long did they talk in the first meeting. Who spoke more? If your current roomie is a chatter- box, try locking yourself in a room while working or use ear plugs when they are on phone. THE INSOMNIAC Do you wake up at night often by sounds of footsteps or TV? Then you have stumbled across an insomniac. The nightmare is that you might wake up for nature's call,heavy with sleep but will get stuck in a profound conversation at 4 am!!! This one is simple. Ask about sleeping habits. Most insomniacs will boast about their disturbed sleep pattern. If you are already with one try using ear plugs, eye masks or politely ask to be considerate when you are resting. THE BOSSY ROOMIE why are u late? These kinds come with strict rules and opin- ions. Extra baggage is their attitude. They think by paying half rent they own you completely. Such roomies are judgemental and are worse than the worst parents there. Difficult to spot one initially but their bossi- ness can be tamed. Avoid getting into de- bates with them. Keep to yourself and don't share your deep secrets with them. If they cross the line, firmly communicate that you don't want them ordering you around. THE GLOOMY GRUMBLER These kinds have given up on life. They always have something to complain about. The food is either too spicy or too bland, it's too hot or too cold. You might feel bogged down by their work/relationship problems. Pessimist always. Ask them what do they like to do and the answer will be depressing. They are a total no no but if you are already with one decide to move out așap! THE CASHSTRAPPED THESE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL. EVERY MONTH THEY INTERVIEW THE ROOMMATE LIKE YOU ARE HIRING SOMEONE. ASK SHAMELESSLY WOULD COME UP WITH SOME ABOUT THEIR JOB, SALARY AND DO THEY CREATIVE EXCUSE TO AVOID PLAN TO QUIT! IF YOUR EXISTING ROOM- PAYING RENT AND UTILITIES MATE IS THIS KINDA STINGY SOUL FIND A BILL. YOU MIGHT SEE THEM NEW ONE. AFTERALL YOU WANTED TO SPENDING LAVISHLY ON THEM- SHARE THE RENT WHEN YOU MOVED IN SELVES BUT PAYING RENT WITH A ROOMIE. BREAKS THEIR HEART. ZERO MONEYU I AM BROKE THE LAZY BUM You house will resemble a bomb blast site if you share it with a lazy bum. These kinds prefer sleep over work, untidy over tidy. They can go to an extent of pooping on their beds if society allows them to. Unless you want to become a mother of your roommate do not live with them. Such will be lazy slow and clumsy when you meet them. For your current roommate, knock some sense in them by explaining how inconvenient hey've made your life THE STINKPΟΤ These people feel at home only in the mounds of filth. The pile of dirty laundry and utensils is all over and they will vanish on Sunday, the cleaning day. Soon it'll be difficult to enter the house without conf using it with a pig sty. Your nose will come to rescue in the first meeting it self. Stinkers stink always. If your roommate is a stinkpot buy room fresheners and gift a suitcase full of deos on every occasion or even without an occasion. THE DRESSING TABLE PERSONIFIED All they can think about is themselves. Looks, clothes, accessories! They would spend hours in front of the mirror and if they are in the wash- s gonna be a room then good 2 hours business. Too much makeup, matching jew- ellery, stressing on cupboard space and number of mirrors in the house is a sign. With vour current roomie, it's wise to decide washroom timings so that you don't get late every single day. THE IRRESPONSIBLE BORROWER Clothes, food, money.. the list is unending. They might ask initially but later no asking. They would not even care about returning the borrowed goods replacing your food supplies. You might find your favourite shirt lying on the floor all worn out, Oh. here. I have others' ankit or dude please return my trousers.! Ask "How do you feel about sharing?" Too comfortable is too bad. Keep reminding your roomie that they should ask before borrowing and to take care once borrowed. Also keep a track of food gone missing and take turns for buying food. Umesh praful Vinod THE OCD CLEANER At first you are MAmighty impressed that the person cleans the entire house but soon your clean is not clean for them. They will posting aggressive notes, taunting about how you live and not give you a single day of rest. Ask the roomie's idea about hygiene and gauge their passion about cleanliness from their talk. lf you live with a clean freak, tell that you can't live upto their standard and don't mind paying them the cleaning lady's salary as long as they keep you out of it. Grabhouse © 2014 Grabouse. All rights reserved

Ultimate list of 10 roommates to avoid

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