Top 8 Big Fat Lies You'll Hear From Your Professor

TOP 8 BIG FAT LIES YOU'LL HEAR FROM YOUR PROFESSOR "Things I teach will have you ready for the real world outside" Ha-ha. So not true. Do you teach how to get along with picky clients or how to get that very 1st job? Theory is good, but real life experience doesn't come from books. "You'll get busted if you're using custom essay service" Right, how? My essays' written perfectly according to your requirements. No plagiarism, all references listed. Try me! 3. "I care much about your success in my subject" For real? You've got over 100 students attending your class, each year for decades. I seriously doubt you even remember me next year, unless I was one of the top class. "Tests aren't the most important thing here" 12 Yeah, and shy do you do them each week? Maybe you'd like to cancel exams this year? "If you show up to each class, you'll pass the exam easily" Okay, so in case l'm sleeping in the back class or struggling with hangover nausea in the front that will help me pass your exam? Doubt that much. Maybe it's more about paying attention and taking row, notes? "If you fail my subject, maybe you should choose another major" 6. Seriously? Making me suck at History of ancient literature does't mean I can't become a breaking news journalist one day. Some subjects just don't interest me enough or I don't see how they can come in handy in my future. 7. "I'll have this assignment checked by next week and handed back to you" Maybe. Some professors do keep the promise, when others are so overwhelmed with classes and papers that you can't count on it. "Your GPA will make a significant influence on the rest of your life" 8 Huh? Will it help me get my first job? Should I even include in my cv? And it's just a raw number. Are you sure it will make that big impact in my entire life? Steve Jobs didn't even finish college... www.globalwritings.com 1.